Sonic: Enter the Sonicverse!

(Verse 1)
There's not a cloud in the sky, none in sight for some miles
Today's a day for good vibes, moods, moments, and smiles
Just bought a brand new grill, even one for the smile
Firin’ up the propane, preparing up some patties in style

Amy brought some dessert and Knuckles brought the ale
Tails brought some potato salad, but then my surveillance camera
Notified me an egg-shaped man was trespassing
Put a spatula through his head, he's well done, but I prefer medium rare

Wrist wraps, punch pads, heavy bags
Training boxing with Knuckles throwing some deadly jabs
And I'm whacking the speed bag so rapid, you'd assume that dude rabid
Then a hand tried to land one and sucker me
It was Eggman, uppercutted him

Got a good workout in, then I met up with Amy
She complimented my body. She said my muscles veiny
Explained to me that she always crave me
Probably gonna make some hedgehog babies
It isn't a shock, Mister Robotnik
Cock block ‘cuz he probably don't get no action lately

At the casino, I'm in my zone
‘Bout to win me ten thousands bones
I'm gonna be makin’ highrollers fold
Royal flush that I'm bout to show

Balling cuz I'm all in, lay my chips
And of all of a sudden the table flips
Now I'm pissed, gonna get whipped
Eggman, meet my fuckin’ whisk

(Chorus)
Sonic got the speed that's the reason you ain't never ever gonna come close
Robotnik obsolete, no compete, Sonic keep you running ‘til your lungs slow

Because you're way too slow
Because you're way too slow
You're way too slow
You're way too slow

(Verse 2)
I'm feeling furious, feel so freakin' ferocious now
Came to the conclusion, this won't stop ‘til I shut it down
I can't allow these intrusions to ruin my mood
It's my cue to end it once and for all
This problem gon' get resolved

I'm really annoyed, what's the point that you enjoy this so much?
When I want to avoid you, you soil anything that I do, now I'm boiling
Broiling to the point that the boy scorching more than a blowtorch
Now I'm foiling your villainous ploy
I'm the hedgehog you can't destroy
Now I'm inside your laboratory!

This laboratory's a ghost town
All I see are some eggshells and empty cartons left on the ground
I turn around and spot Doc Robotnik come out of a
Hole in his flat screen, but his mustache not brown enough?

Lining up a red laser right at my face and no it's not Lasik
Grazing the hair to my blue-ish body, jumped out the way just like Matrix
Im off the wall, gonna keep rolling like a ball
I'm hardcore with the parkour and the cardio's marvelous
I could even outrun a car engine

He want war like the Spartans did
Way too slow, I'm too hard to hit
Taking out trash in the lab
Hit him over the head with his own garbage bin

He's in rage so he revs the engine
Starts picking up momentum
I'm spinning like yo-yo, go get 'em
Hit him right in the chest, now he's dead, it's ended

I wiping blood from my eyelids
Look up and to my surprise its
Not just a hole in a flat-screen
But a portal to another dimension

It's a world of multiplied Eggmen
It's how he's been reviving, I'm guessing
It's time to put this shit to a stop, so Sonic bout to go step in

(Chorus)
Sonic got the speed that's the reason you ain't never ever gonna come close
Robotnik obsolete, no compete, Sonic keep you running ‘til your lungs slow

Because you're way too slow
Because you're way too slow
You're way too slow
You're way too slow