Son of Dick

Well Dick's son has his CD's in neat lines
And has a dad that reads every sign and says
"I only drive 62.5"
Well I, yeah I don't really mind
His coordinated closet and his folded clothes
But who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?

[Chorus:]
Well why's everybody sweating me
Because I go to Dairy Queen
Well why's everybody sweating me
I'm just the son of Dick Ramsbee

His dad boils water by time
And measures sugar by the line
Who tours the country in a winnebago
Well his dad's an anal guy
And his roomate's stalked by the FBI
"Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?"
Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa

[Chorus]
I'm son of Dick
I'm son of Dick
I
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