Something’s in My Room (Hallowicked Version)

[Verse 1]
Something's in my room, I can hear it breathing
I wasn't expecting company this evening
I'm not even dressed, will I be molest?
My bed can be our nest (Join me)
We can dance burlesque, baby
Something's in my room, it's welcome here, of course
I can feel its presence, knocking and slamming doors
I have extra pajamas, we can slumber party
I have a razor blade, we can bloody up our bodies, baby

[Chorus]
Something's in my room, I feel it staring at me
I get the notion it hates me, but I'm as kind as can be
I wanna play with it and stay with it
And spend night and day with it
If it's after my soul, it can have its fuckin' way with it

[Verse 2]
Something's in my room, a Misses or a Mister
I suggest we strip nude and play a game of Twister
We can do Pilates, we can watch karate movies
We can pick up bodies (Dead bodies)
Maybe even do some naughties, ooh
Says my Ouija board, let's grab two extension cords
I say we hang ourselves by our necks and be other side explorers
Father might make hot muffins
With big round blue blueberries (Yum, yum)
It's rare I knock on his coffin, his mood is often very scary

[Chorus]
Something's in my room, I feel it staring at me
I get the notion it hates me, but I'm as kind as can be
I wanna play with it and stay with it
And spend night and day with it
If it's after my soul, it can have its fuckin' way with it

[Verse 3]
Something's in my room, it's probably here to cause a killin'
And rape me I'd assume, only you can't rape the willin'
Let's play truth or dare while we do each others' hair
It's clear something is still there, I see its breath in the cold air
When I cut off all the lights, I see your silhouette
You appear like ten feet tall and as thin as you can get
Are you Slender Man? Did you crawl out through my mirror?
You're so tall and thin, that's crazy, same can be said of my wiener

[Chorus]
Something's in my room, I feel it staring at me
I get the notion it hates me, but I'm as kind as can be
I wanna play with it and stay with it
And spend night and day with it
If it's after my soul, it can have its fuckin' way with it
Something's in my room, I feel it staring at me
I get the notion it hates me, but I'm as kind as can be
I wanna play with it and stay with it
And spend night and day with it
If it's after my soul, it can have its fuckin' way with it

[Outro]
Yeah, Happy Halloween
Got some treats for you tricks
On my new album, Bloody Sunday
Black Friday