Something Porny

[Verse 1]
No one's coming to save me, I've accepted this
I'm crying alone inside of a Trader Joe's by the salad mix

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, it's a scary thing, remembering my obsession
With trying to be someone as I'm packing my carry-on

[Chorus]
I'm tired of pretending to like the majority of people that I have in my life
No, I don't have the bandwidth for anybody
If you think that includes you
Sorry, but you're definitely right
Alexa, play something porny just to see if I can come alive
No, I don't have the bandwidth for anybody
If you think that includes you
Sorry, but you're definitely right

[Verse 2]
No one's coming to save me, I've got better plans
I can't pay my loans if no one can find my bones in the Meadowlands

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, it's a scary thing, remembering my obsession
With trying to be someone as I'm packing my carry-on

[Chorus]
I'm tired of pretending to like the majority of people that I have in my life
No, I don't have the bandwidth for anybody
If you think that includes you
Sorry, but you're definitely right
Alexa, play something porny just to see if I can come alive
No, I don't have the bandwidth for anybody
If you think that includes you
Sorry, but you're definitely right