Something Kewl to Happen to Me

I live in a hotdog
On a lonely old hill
People make fun of me
And that's not cool

Isolated from my friends
Against my will
My possessions are now condiments
And that is not cool

And I don't want to live like this, you don't know how I feel
I've got no room to grow, and it's just so not cool

Just once in my life, I like cool stuff to happen
Everything is changing and I'm not adapting
I'm crying like a girl and it's super not cool
And I just want something cool to happen
To me

But I live through such pain, the world has been so cruel
Something's gotta happen
Something that's cool
I want something cool to happen
To me