Something In My Shoe

As I was going out for a walk
I couldn't get further than half a block
Trouble with my foot
Ooh, there was something in my shoe
So I took it off and I shook it
Well, look it, look it, look it

You know what fell out? (What fell out?)
A little wee stone (*clap* *clap*)
So I put my shoe back on my feet
Kept on walkin' down the street

As I was going to the store
A' one step, two step, three step, four
Trouble with my foot
Ooh, there was something in my shoe
So I took it off and I shook it
Well, look it, look it, look it

You know what fell out? (What fell out?)
A bouncing ball (boing, boing)
And a little wee stone (*clap* *clap*)
So I put my shoe back on my feet
Kept on walkin' down the street

As I was driving in my car
I couldn't drive very far
I had trouble with my foot
Ooh, there was something in my shoe
So I took it off and I shook it
Well, look it, look it, look it!

You know what fell out? (What fell out?)
A flying bird (tweet, tweet!)
A bouncing ball (boing, boing)
And a little wee stone (*clap* *clap*)
So I put my shoe back on my feet
Kept on drivin' down the street

I went home and stood
On the kitchen floor
I didn't think I'd have anymore....
Trouble with my foot
But, ooh, there was something in my shoe
So I took it off and I shook it
Well, look it, look it, look it!

You know what fell out? (What fell out?)
A locomotive (toot, toot!)
A flying bird (tweet, tweet!)
A bouncing ball (boing, boing)
And a little wee stone (*clap* *clap*)

So I went to my room with bare feet
Climbed into bed and went to sleep