Someone Like Me

People hug and give each other kisses
Holding hands and walking side by side
But every time I try to charm a lady
She runs away

What am I doing wrong?
Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go...

Excuse me, miss, but do you like the dubstep?

Oh, will I ever find someone or will I die alone?

Endless streams of love letters and roses
Serenades from men with big guitars
Famous men are asking me for dinner
I think I'll pass

Oh, where is my Prince Charming who will cuddle with my hair and whisper...?

Will I meet a man who also likes to...?

I guess I'll never know

Will I find
Oh, will I ever find that someone who
Can sing wuu?
Can sing the wu wu wu wu wu wu?
Do the ring
I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you
Oh, my God
Who is that singing?
Someone who also likes
The dub (The dub)
The step (The step)
We both like dubstep

[Spoken Interlude]
Please just take these fucking flowers!
Let's move in together!
We'll have children!
I'll make cupcakes!

I will massage your shoulders daily!
I'll make you dinner when you come home from work!
I'll play you James Blunt songs from a CD!
Let's buy a car!

I'll make you an omelette for breakfast!
I'll do dishes for you!
Let's watch the last season of Mad Men together!
I fucking love you!
I fucking love you, you cock-sucking son of a bitch!

[Outro]
I'll get down on my knees
And ask you
"Will you marry me?"