Somebody to Shave Legs For

[Verse 1]
It’s not even about me
You just wanna say you’re with the band
I think you were hoping I’d be
The most fuckable girl in the laundromat

[Chorus}
But you know what
It’s somebody to shave my legs for
And u know what
I don’t wanna be by myself anymore

[Verse 2]
I'm making myself so small
That both my legs fall asleep
So sorry to my next love
If I have to ask you to carry me

[Chorus]
But you know what
I’m pacified till then
I’m gonna throw up
If you ignore me again

[Verse 3]
Can I ask you to be gentle
Or are you gonna call me needy?
And say I’m tryna tie you down
I never asked you to need me

[Chorus]
But you know what
It’s somebody to shave my legs for
And you know what
I don’t wanna be by myself anymorе

[Bridge]
Makes me wonder if thеre’s something wrong with me
Cuz you’re probably at your prime when you’re Twenty

[Outro]
It’s not even about me
You don’t even like me
It was never about me
It’s not even about me
You don’t even like me
It’s never about me