Some Young Guy

The Dead Milkmen * Track #8 On The King in Yellow

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Album The King in Yellow

ALBUM

The Dead Milkmen

2011

Some Young Guy by The Dead Milkmen

Performed by

The Dead Milkmen

About

This song was added to the album because Joe Jack Talcum, now an open homosexual, wanted to put “something gay” on the album. The result is this odd and creepy song about him, an old man, creeping on a young man working at Best Buy. It begins by describing how he’s chasing this guy, then ends with...

Some Young Guy Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I got my eye on some young guy
Computer salesman at Best Buy
You might think I'm crazy, you might think I'm high
I'm turning into some kind of spy
He's not a rocker he's not a mod
He does not work for the Geek Squad
He goes to work, then straight back home
He always seems to be alone

[Chorus 1]
I'm old and frail, he's young and spry
I know he lives at 5th and High
I'm obsessed, I have a disease
I feel like a perverted Catholic priest

[Verse 2]
He must not know that I exist
For my fantasy to persist
I send him e-mails to his home address
Pretending to be a boy named Les
Shopping for a new laptop
I feel like an undercover cop
I like the Lenovo Think Pad feel
But I will not let him close the deal

[Chorus 2]
Shot glass, paper bag bottle of wine
Tube of glue, skull of some young guy
Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine
Duct tape, skull of some young guy
Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine
Tube of glue, skull of some young guy
Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine
Duct tape, skull of some young guy

[Outro]
Got my eye on Some Young Guy
Computer salesman at Best Buy

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