Some Shit @ 78 BPM (The Scratch Opera)

[Interlude: DJ Premier Scratches]
"You—, you don't stop, stop"
"You—, you—, you don't stop, stop"
"You—, you—, you don't stop, stop"
"You—, you—, you don't stop, stop"
"You—, you don't—, you don't—, you don't—
You—, you don't—, you don't—, you don't stop, stop"
"You—, you—, you don't—, you don't—, you don't—
You don't—, you don't—, you don't—, you don't—
You don't stop"
"Combined elements of..." "Scratchin'"
"And irrevocable..." "Funky beats"
"We have reached our rendezvous with destiny"
"How—, how y'all feel out there?" "Magnificent"
*laugh* "You make me feel so good"
*laugh* "The music just turns me on"
*laugh* "Ah, ah, ah, ah yeah"
*laugh* "Check this out" "Breakdown"

"Meanwhile..." "Clap your hands to what he's doing"
"What is it?" "I don't know"
"Yeah, yeah, I have seen this before"
"The worst is yet to come"