Solo (Skit)

That's right. Now tell these motherfuckers, um, what the house warming party gone feel like. 'Cause I feel like we need it to be about, umm, large picture, wide-frame, panoramic views, and above 78 degrees, 'cause we don't do that cold shit. This is for the sun-lit motherfuckers in the building, this is for the bitches who like to wear, um, nothing but skin and,-and-and loose fitting things, like a sundress. This is for motherfuckers who like, uh, shit that ain't sepia but that's bronze like a motherfucking, uh, tan you can't get from a bottle, you broke bitch. This is for blonde, uh-uh, nature walks and shit. This is for that blonded bitch.