Sofa_King

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Listen to me, this is Stan Bonsteen for Sofa King, ya understand?
Where everything is held to the high sofa_king standards
The selection isn't just huge, it's sofa_king huge
Believe me, you'll never shop anywhere else
And sofa_king's prices aren't just low, they're sofa_king low
You'll never find them anywhere else
Listen to me, when I say sofa_king has a beautiful store, I mean sofa_king beautiful
When I say the staff is helpful, I mean sofa king helpful
Listen to me, get to know the sofa_king and enjoy a selection that's sofa_king huge, a staff that's sofa_king courteous, and prices that are sofa_king low, you'll never shop anywhere else
But don't take it from me, take it from satisfied customer Frank N. Stein
(Ehh...sofa_king good)
You said it, Frankie, sofa_king good