Soccer Mom Driving in a Milfmobile

Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
The baby's eating lemon peel

Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Britney wants a happy meal

Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Riding my ass like no big deal
Smart phone stuck to her stupid head
So close I can see what she just said:

Hubby don't help not a single bit
Cuz he's a big fat stupid fucking piece of shit
He looks real dumb and just says, "What?"
Sits on the sofa always scratchin' his butt

His teeth are bad and his temper quick
Lucky if once a month she gets dick
If something don't give she's gonna blow
Giddy up giddy up giddy up lets go!

Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Kaitlyn lost her underwear

Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Noah put gum in his hair

She does everything for everyone else
She'd kill for one fucking minute to herself
Cooking and cleaning and checking for vitals
And driving those bitches to their recitals

She eats whole foods and goes to the gym
Her nails are filed and her pubes are trimmed
But she'd rather take a break from eating granola
And get fucked real hard by Jason Momoa

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Something for the soccer mom
Oh yeah
Something for the soccer mom
Something for the soccer mom
Oh yeah
Something for the soccer mom

Something for the soccer mom
Soccer mom driving
Something for the soccer mom
Soccer mom driving
Something for the soccer mom
Soccer mom driving
Something for the soccer mom
Soccer mom driving
Something for the soccer mom
Soccer mom driving
Something for the soccer mom
Soccer mom driving
Something for the soccer mom
Soccer mom driving
Something for the soccer mom
Soccer mom driving
*Screaming kids, car horns honking*

Nothing for the soccer mom

So those dreams are trapped inside her mind
Now she gotta get back to the grind
Wiping up vomit and scooping cat crap
That's why she's driving up on my ass

Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Fingernails digging in the steering wheel
If something don't give she gonna blow
Giddy up giddy up giddy up lets go!

Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Baby found the pepper spray

Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
Soccer mom driving in a milfmobile
She didn't see me hit the brakes