So You Wanna Go Back to Egypt

[Verse 1]
So you wanna go back to Egypt
Where it's warm and secure
Are you sorry you bought the one way ticket
When you thought you were sure?
You wanted to live in the land of promise
But now it's getting so hard
Are you sorry you're out here in the desert
Instead of your own back yard?

[Chorus 1]
Eating leaks and onions by the Nile
Ooh, what breath for dining-out in style
Ooh, my life's on the skids
Building the pyramids

[Verse 2]
Well, there's nothing to do but travel
And we sure travel a lot
'Cause it's hard to keep your feet from moving
When the sand gets so hot
And in the morning it's manna hotcakes
We snack on manna all day
And we sure had a winner last night for dinner
Flaming manna souffle

[Chorus 2]
Well, we once complained for something new to munch
The ground opened up and had some of us for lunch
Ooh, such fire and smoke
Can't God even take a joke? Huh? (No!)

[Verse 3]
So you wanna to back to Egypt
Where your friends wait for you
You can throw a big party and tell the whole gang
Of what they said was all true
And this Moses acts like a big shot
Who does he think he is?
Well it's true that God works lots of miracles
But Moses thinks they're all his

[Chorus 3]
Oh we're having so much trouble even now
Why'd he get so mad about that c-c-cow, that golden calf?
Moses seems rather idle
He just sits around, he just sits around and writes the Bible!

[Outro]
Oh, Moses, put down your pen
What? Oh no, manna again?
Oh, manna waffles
Manna burgers
Manna bagels?
Fillet of manna
Manna patty?
Bamanna bread