So They Say

[MOVING GUY]
So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader
Political – he's cleaning up the streets

[OTHER MOVING GUY]
About time

[GROUPIE #1]
So they say that it's real love

[ALL GROUPIES]
So romantic

[GROUPIE #2]
He signed this

[PENNY]
So they say we'll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday
Thanks to you

[HAMMER]
Thanks to me

[BOTH NEWS PEOPLE]
It's the perfect story

[NEWSMAN]
So they say

[NEWSWOMAN]
A hero leading the way

[BOTH NEWS PEOPLE]
Hammer's call to glory

[NEWSWOMAN]
Let's all be our best

[NEWSMAN]
Next up – who's gay?

[GROUPIE #3]
So they say he saved her life

[GROUPIE #1]
They say she works with the homeless
And doesn't eat meat

[ALL GROUPIES]
We have a problem with her

[GROUPIE #2]
This is his hair

[HAMMER]
This is so nice
Just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it's better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff

[BOTH GROUPIES]
We do the weird stuff

[PENNY]
This is perfect for me
So they say
I guess he's pretty okay
After years of stormy
Sailing have I finally found the bay

[PENNY]
(overlapping with Dr. Horrible)
There's no happy ending
So they say
Should I stop pretending
Or is this a brand new day

[DR. HORRIBLE]
(overlapping with Penny)
There's no happy ending
So they say
Not for me anyway
Stop pretending
Take the chance to build a brand new day

[GROUPIE #2]
This is his dry cleaning bill

[ALL GROUPIES]
Four sweater vests