so american (Live From Glastonbury)

[Intro]
Um, so, one thing that you guys should know about me is that I fucking love England, I love England so much
It's bands like The Cure that first got me acquainted with England, but um, now that I'm older and I've-I've been around the block a few more times, I have so many things that I love about England, I love pub culture, I love how nobody judges you for having a pint at noon, it's the best
I love English sweets, like I love all the sweets from M&S, like Colin the Caterpillar, specifically
True story, I have had three sticky toffee puddings since I have arrived at Glastonbury
So safe to say I love English food
And, um, as luck would have it, I also really love English boys
And I wrote this next song while I was falling in love with this boy from London, and as we were getting to know each other, we were discovering all of these like cross-cultural difference and I would make fun of him for eating a jacked potato with beans inside of it, and he would make fun of me for pronouncing things very American, like, "I'm headlining Glastonberry," like it's a berry, and so, I took all of our little inside jokes and I made a song out of it and it's called "so american," here it goes

[Verse 1]
Drivin' on the right-side road
He says I'm pretty wearin' his clothes
And he's got hands that make hell seem cold
Feet on the dashboard, he's like a poem I wish I wrote
I wish I wro-o-ote

[Chorus]
When he laughs at all my jokes
And he says I'm so American
Oh God, it's just not fair of him
To make me feel this much
I'll go anywhere he goes
And he says I'm so American
Oh God, I'm gonna marry him
If he keeps this shit up
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love

[Verse 2]
God, I'm so boring and I'm so rude
Can't have a conversation if it's not all about you
The way you dress, the books you read
I really love my bed, but it's hard to sleep when he's with me
When he's with me, let's go!

[Chorus]
When he laughs at all my jokes
And he says I'm so American
Oh God, it's just not fair of him
To make me feel this much
I'll go anywhere he goes
He says I'm so American
Oh God, I'm gonna marry him
If he keeps this shit up
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love

[Bridge]
(I apologize if it's) A little too much, (Just) a little too soon
But if the conversation ever were to come up
I don't wanna assume this stuff
Glasto, are you in love?
'Cause I'm in love, love

[Chorus]
When he laughs at all my jokes
He says I'm so American
Oh God, it's just not fair of him
To make me feel this much
I'd go anywhere he goes
And he says I'm so American
Oh God, I'm gonna marry him
If he keeps this shit up
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love