Snip my Foreskin

[Intro]
Snippy snip snip the clip
Snippy snip snip the clip
Snippy snip snip the clip
Gotta snip my foreskin

[Verse 1]
It was a cloudy day, dreaming down the hall
I was in school, thinking of volleyball
But not for the game, it was the dead end
And they really had to put me on the defense
But at that game, I was shit
But then I thought, I gotta get clipped
So now I can miss the game for once
For a medical issue, for dunce

[Chorus]
Snip my foreskin, gotta take it away
Snip my foreskin, no longer gonna stay
Snip my foreskin, it's gotta be done
Snip my foreskin, now I'll be a new one

[Verse 2]
Went to the doctor, feeling kinda scared
But he assured me that he was well-prepared
Laid on the table, ready for the snip
Praying to the gods that it won't make me flip
The doctor approached with his steady hand
Snip, snip, snip, it's a part of the plan
I felt a momentary discomfort, a sting
But it's a small price to pay, it's a small thing

[Chorus]
Snip my foreskin, gotta take it away
Snip my foreskin, no longer gonna stay
Snip my foreskin, it's gotta be done
Snip my foreskin, now I'll be a new one

[Verse 3]
Oh shit they post-poned the game
But I had my foreskin all the same
So if somebody wants to throw a ball
My foreskin onto them is gonna fall
Gotta win the game, gotta do it fast
Or my foreskin isn't gonna get past
So snippy snip, made it happen
Now whats next, are my nuts slapping?

[Outro]
Snippy snip I got it snipped (hoo)
Snippy snip I got it snipped
Snippy snip I got it snipped
Now the players gonna eat shit (fuck that team)
Snippy snip I got it snipped
Snippy snip I got it snipped (snipped it off)
Snippy snip I got it snipped
Now the players gonna eat shit (hahaha)
Snippy snip I got it snipped (snipped it off)
Snippy snip I got it snipped
Snippy snip I got it snipped
Now the players gonna eat shit (snipped my foreskin)