Snake Oil Scientist

[Interlude: Radio chatter & 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐧 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐦]
Now, gentlemen, I summoned you to divulge in secrets
𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝
Who are you?
All creation consists of worlds within worlds, scientific fact
𝐈𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰
Standing before you is living proof
𝐈 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲'𝐚𝐥𝐥
I wanna talk to you about the experiment on human beings
But who can be sure?
𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲
Turn to tell my people what I've discovered
Yes, if only there where some way to visit those other worlds
𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠
We can
Good heavens, man
Now first of all, let's start the machine

[Instrumental: L'Orange]

[Interlude 2: Radio chatter]
Working on experimental research
Right
At first nothing happened
My head is [?]
My ears are ringing
Eyes are growing dim
I have a sensation of emptiness in the pit of my stomach
That was my first introduction experiments
After that, for many weeks, he worked in secret