Snake in My Boot

[Intro: Lil Tree Stump & Lilcockpump]
Well howdy ho there
This a little song for uh, city folk, country folk, all folk alike
Hope you like it
Howdy, howdy everybody
Welcome to the Lilcockpump and Lil Tree Stump country power hour
Yee-haw, we gon' have a good ole time (Malu on the beat)
Ayy

[Verse 1: Lilcockpump]
I got a snake in my boot and I like it
If it's a mountain this big, yeah, I hike it
Bitches be all on my dick
Two stones and a stick, yeah, that is friction
Yeah, that shit that they talkin' is friction
Haters be all in my face and they is bitchin'
I'm just a country boy, I don't know nothin'
These deers, yeah, I gut for wheels, yeah, I'm muddin'
And I be ridin' real dirty
Shotgun and my bitches real pertty
Smackin' them balls like a birdie
Leadin' the pack, yeah, I'm herdin', ayy, ayy
Budweiser for my appetizer
It's venison for my main course, yeah
I bet it all on that race horse
I make it back and I make it clean
I put it on for my fuckin' team
I'm a country boy, I keep a red beam
No red dot, like an Indian
I'm finna sin again, can't send again
My main boy named Finnegan
From VA in the back woods
Four wheel drive, I drive good
My pie good, cream pie puddin'
Stack it up, we make a lot of dough
'Round here we smoke a lot of dope, ayy
Country boys from a country town
Bitch, we happy on that cornfield, ayy
Money pourin' like a lot of yield
I'm a country boy, I know my fate is sealed
I conceal my weaponry
Better think twice before testing me, partner

[Verse 2: Lil Tree Stump]
I got a snake in my boot and I hate it
This one is for all them bitches I dated
Don't you even speak, like don't even say it
Already know that I am the greatest
Me and Cock have been on the ranch
Come on down, be one of our hands
Workin' like a beaver buildin' a dam
Johnny Cash only plays in my truck
Touch the radio and boy, you're dust
This a new Chevy that's here in the sixty and six
Back on my shit, like a shroom
My twenty llama boot challenge the room
Gold spurs be spinnin' like zoom
Feelin' like the man on the moon
Boots been on from December to June, woo
Bro, don't you dare 'cause you too ugly
I need more beer if we're fuckin'
Woke up hungover and I packed a lip
Then me and Cock went out muddin'
We hit the casino, we fucked the house
Sucked them dry 'til they kicked us out
Call me March 'cause I'm feeling real lucky
Way too sick, oh Lord, I'm sick
Where's the penicillin 'cause we're gonna need it
That moonshine got me bulimic
This barn floor is tempur-pedic
Who's that there? Don't mind him
That's Clyde, he's just peein'
A DUI? No sir, I know my rights, I've been readin'
I'm good to drive since I'm still breathin'
For my country folk eatin' city slicks
Let's break the law, tell 'em "Suck a dick"
Big pit fire that looks like hell
Little boy asked me what's that smell
That's diesel fuel and propane
Back there, your daddy's doin' cocaine
Take a beer, don't mention my name
It's the country way, boy, get it ingrained

[Chorus: Lilcockpump & Lil Tree Stump]
Ayy, I got a snake in my boot and I like it
I got a snake in my boot and I hate it
I got a snake in my boot and I like it
I got a snake in my boot and I hate it
I got a snake in my boot and I like it
I got a snake in my boot and I hate it
I got a snake in my boot and I like it
I got a snake in my boot and I hate it

[Outro: Lil Tree Stump & Lilcockpump]
This ones for all the country boys out there (Woah, yee-haw)
Yeeyee, lil' country shit, let's get it (Woah)
(Gang, gang) Gang, gang, woo (Gang, gang, gang)