Snake Eyes

[Intro]
Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time I would like to welcome you to the venue of our most esteemed Lord Satan-sama, the one, the only, Satan's Rap Dungeon!
Ayo what's with this track, mang? We about to rap about pachinko?
とにかく、DemonDICE ともうします。さって、始めましょう!

[Verse 1]
Na-nana-na-na- 何 the fuck?
I'm the Satan-flow demon on the set, what's up?
Originality? Yo, I got that shit on tap
'Cause I've been drowning in the melodies of Japanese net rap
Jesus, Jesus, Japanesus
The far-east vibes are my goddamn steez but
Probably a little strange lookin' to some
So allow me to elaborate on where I came from
They say America’s the land of milk and honey
More like the land of crime, drugs, guns, hoes, and money
At least according to the SoundCloud rappers today
"You're gonna make it in the game," every time you press play
The demon started screamin’ that the music wasn’t good enough
Satan said I wasn’t black, male, or hood enough
But the demons in the East never cease to inspire
Ham-Kyou ”百パセント” Rapanese fire!
Ya know my parents didn’t even see me comin’ and goin’
'Cause I’ve been running off to other worlds without 'em knowin', y'know? (Sorry, mom)
You know I guess I got a little bit tired of wishing
Went ahead and hung a sign up on my door “gone fishing”
Like, "sayonara, peace out, see ya later!
I’m the number one champion master baiter!" (Woo!)
You’d be doin’ me a favor if you came along to savor the flavor
Born in every hemi-demi-semi-quaver
Been here for a little while, biding my time
All the other demons thinkin I’ve been drinkin’ to spit rhymes
Nah, but that’s fine, takes time to find
The confidence to rap, spit, speak your mind
So if you wanna make small talk, beatin’ your gums
And rubbin’ your thumbs together 'cause you think that you’re better
Well that’s a sorry display of different shit, same day
Next time, it’s “さよなら” no “じゃまたね”
Ya know I'm fixin' to dip out, just to recap:
If you ain’t from the hood, then don’t rap about it
See, because here in Hell, we don’t factor in social roles
Me and all my demonkin rap to buy back our souls
Every single prime-time crime show multiplied
By 66 times comes alive here
"I’ll be here awhile," that’s a healthy assumption
Day 666 down in Satan’s rap dungeon

[Chorus]
Satan-sama, お願い
Turn that bass up hella high!
Devils, demons
鬼、妖怪
Everybody got a soul to buy back!
Rappin' apparitions with, well, mental conditions
'Cause we're all a little crazy here, sincerely mobbin' so severely!
Satan-sama, お願い
Turn that bass up hella high!
Devils, demons
鬼、妖怪
Everybody got a soul to buy back!
Rappin' apparitions, when we get up in our stance
You know that 神さま doesn't stand a chance
Put your hands up!

[Verse 2]
When first started rapping thought I'd hit it and quit it
Now I'm out to prove you don't gotta be ghetto to spit it
Though I salute to the ones who have had it rough
World full of imitators and I've heard enough
Besides, why you gotta curse in every verse that you rap in?
Excessive use of "motherfucker" just to fill all the gaps in
We've heard a million times about your hoes and swagger
Are you gonna live and die another SoundCloud rapper?
Gotta realize that it's not the rhymes compelling you
The back of your mind, you know society is telling you
Rebelling's the only way to have any fun
In the "Land of the Free" know that all that you need is a problem?
Got one, lemme grab my shotgun
Fire off a couple shotties just to see the pricks run
"Guns for all Americans!" Wow what a place!
Soundin' such a good idea 'til I point mine in your face
I'll take my words and I'll use 'em as a weapon
Inspiring anxiety in every room I step in
I already do that, I'm mobbin' on the other side of the world
The homies turn around they see a fuckin' white girl (外人ですか？)
So ragtime rustlers, Honky-Tonk Hustlers
Stand the the hell up if you vibe with this, sir
Mister? Get to ditchin' with your generation of riches
Or somebody here is gonna end up in stitches
So a toast to the homies who have been where I've been:
"私は怖いなアメリカ人"
Yo, how you gonna make those foreign lyrics stick?
LOL smiley-face, suck my dick
Think I'm here to spit the same shit? Man, please
And well no, I'm not tryin' to be a Japanese
But "code-switching" sounds bitchin', if you can hack it
Though I'd like to take a minute here and try to back-track it to...

[Chorus]
Satan-sama, お願い
Turn that bass up hella high!
Devils, demons
鬼、妖怪
Everybody got a soul to buy back!
Rappin' apparitions with, well, mental conditions
'Cause we're all a little crazy here, sincerely mobbin' so severely!
Satan-sama, お願い
Turn that bass up hella high!
Devils, demons
鬼、妖怪
Everybody got a soul to buy back!
Rappin' apparitions, when we get up in our stance
You know that 神さま doesn't stand a chance
Put your hands up!

[Outro]
Na-nana-na-na, 何 the fuck? Alright!
We're all a little crazy here, sincerely mobbin' so severely
Na-nana-na-na, 何 the fuck? Alright!
You know that 神さま doesn't stand a chance
Put your hands up!
Na-nana-na-na, 何 the fuck? Alright!
Alrighty... Like I said, six to dip out. So um...
Na-nana-na-na, 何 the fuck? Alright!
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Ayo, no offense to SoundCloud
I'm up in that bitch too
Hehe...