Smooth

[Intro: DJ EZ Dicc]
This is DJ EZ Dicc, and this is the Golden Shower Hour
Early in the morning
Wake your goat mouth ass up
This is 187.4 FM on your dial
And we flippin' it just like this
For all you muathfuckin' real G's out there, huh?
Come wit' the real shit, 187.4 FM on ya dial

[Verse 1: Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Uh, to the tick-tock, ya don't stop
Uh, to the beep-beep, and you don't freak
Uh, check it out, baby bubba in the place to be
My name is Snoop (Say what?) The one they wanna see
So uh..., blaze up the bud and break out the champagne
'Cause we rollin' in the fast lane, tryin' to find the right lane
Doin' it just like playas, layin' down laws
Governors, mayors pay us to stay up on top of thangs
There's somethin' ‘bout bein' in dat Dogg Pound Gang
That makes me wanna have some type of hustle in life
If bein' wrong is broke, I can’t be right
Despite all the madness you hear nowadays
Stealin’ rhymes from super duper scenes to get you paid
But you played yaself, 'cause you can’t play me
I see through you, but you can’t see me

[Chorus: Val Young & (Snoop)]
He's been watchin' you! (He'll be watchin')
So smooth
Long Beach is on the move
(Smooth, like the motion of water)
He's been watchin' you! (He'll be watchin' you)
So smooth (So smooth)
Long Beach is on the move

[Verse 2: Kurupt]
Now, I’m a bonafide microphone technician wit' styles
I came to storm on these MC's like electrical clouds
Hear me now — a Born Killer like Mick n' Mall'
Down to trip and empty clips, and permanently exile
The oppositions, competition — discrete and dismantled
Light ‘em up like candlesticks wit' the instinct of a vandal
Vandalize, how I reprimand MC's to freeze
Movin' guarantees the temperature's decreased degrees
Frozen stiff, 'cause what I’m holdin’ lifts the soul
This mental automatic weapon keeps me in control
Never fold, I scald like water in order to let these MC's know I slaughter
So time's gettin' shorter
It sorta limits ya, but to me, the sky’s the limit
Ya know I diminish ya to dust, TEC's sinister
Bust one rhyme that’s like a voodoo hex
Connect complex styles wit' my vast high-tech flex
'Cause when there’s an MC like me who’s in there like swimwear
Don’t despite me, 'cause all the hoes like me, mashin’ in Nikes
I done seen niggas on TV, dissin' to get deals
Now, I got one question, nigga — how does it feel?
Check ya game, but I ain't even sayin' no names
Proclaimed lyricist dissin’ this for fortune and fame
Did I do somethin' to ya? Did we serve ya hoes?
'Cause your on TV rappin’ like ya knew me and know me
But you don’t really know me
Dat muthafuckin' nigga from Tha D-P-G! Tha K-U-R-U-P-T!
I’m too smooth (Muthafucka)

[Chorus x2: Val Young]
He's been watchin' you! (He'll be watchin')
So smooth (You)
Dogg Pound Is on the move (Is on the move)

[Scratched Sample]
Everybody's gotta hear the shit...

[Outro: DJ EZ Dicc]
I know that's right
Real smooth here on 187.4 FM on ya dial
The station that's playin' platinum hits, baby
That's keepin' you comin'
And I'm the DJ with the fattest sack, DJ E...Z
Look between my legs and you'll know why
On that station that's sockin' some soul to yo' ass
W-Ballz fadin' 'em all
And now we're gonna take some calls:

[Caller 1]
I wanna dedicate this one to my girl Cheryl
Out there, man, with a fat ass! Biatch!

[Caller 2]
Yo, this is Barry White
Yo, Tha Dogg Pound, y'all muthafuckaz soundin' good
Sho' you right
Keep doin' what you're doin', you playas

[Caller 3: Kevin "Slo Jammin'" James]
I'm Kevin "Slo Jammin'" James from 92.3 The Beat
Man, this shit is so smooth
I'm switchin' up, get me an application
I wanna work for W Ballz