SML vs Anything: Shrimpo Hunter vs. Sheriff Toadster

Woody:
Sergeant! Cue the choral, I'm about to skew this fishy fucker
Chewwey boy! Here come a episode of Shrimpo Hunter!
Kicked out the Garten? Those kids made you famous
Before tyin' 'em up, go figure out what age your game is

You bringin' a friend, wound with you taken straight out your part, this-
-amphibian's fibs all got him wastin' 'way in the Garten
You’re not makin’ me giggle, goin’ down for the count
With your ugly ass face, PLEASE keep that frown upside down

Sheriff Toadster:
I'm on a hunt for naughty channels and this puppet's a target
Don't be so quick to quit your job, partner, we're just gettin' started
You're always buttin' like it's a big must to cuddle with Marvin
How 'bout you drop your dummy pranks and really come out the closet

Bud, it's ironic how the person you were working with died
Bit off Jim Crow, and then he got bit, on some "circle of life"
But naw, you nabbed from Toy Story, gone as far to crawl in gross grit
With your major swamp ass, you already been Toadsted

Woody:
"Toadsted'? Your sales gone went and plunged below zero!
Cause you're borin' and your fans are dead as fuck like ghost shrimpos

All them awful birds hit the drop and roll, so that’s not gonna fly here, officer
Plus, I got them guns, and I got the smoke that could pop both the wings clean off of her
Ain’t no hats off here, maybe if you tried doin’ somethin’ cool every once in a while
Even Nascar wheels wouldn't help me find good material for ‘bout hundreds of miles

Sheriff Toadster:
Your show was paintin’ pages for all of those that were into it
‘Til like you at the wheel, it slipped out under the influence

I step in booths, and leave this pathetic kook like his exes do
You shrink from shrimp, you wouldn’t last a second in a pettin’ zoo
How many fans are left for you? Starved for laughs like the Jester too
Don’t need a bar to prove you ain’t packin’, just check your parachute

I’ll bring you to the queen, I see no questionin’ more
You proved a threat to yourself, yet you’re still left off the board