Smile like an idiot

[Verse 1]
Gary tried to kick me out my house for being too loud
He called the cops on me, it wasn't even me
All I want to do is bump into him, act like nothing happened
Yeah, I know he's gonna freak the fuck out
And then my best friend of ten years called me up
Yeah, I can tell he's on his tenth beer
Tellin' me a story, how he's always getting horny when he's drunk
An opportunity arises in the form of my girlfriend
I guess that's my ex-girlfriend

[Chorus]
All I do is smile like an idiot
Actin' like I'm fine, I don't give a shit
I'll be stayin' high ‘til I'm sick of it
All I do is smile, all I do is smile
If losin' is a game, I'd be winnin' it
Actin' like I'm fine, I don't give a shit
All I do is smile like an idiot
All I do is smile, all I do is smile

[Verse 2]
Here I am, between calls with the people formerly known as my girl and my best friend
Then my mom calls me up, says it's time to cut me off
And rent is due tomorrow, this ain't happenin'

[Chorus]
All I do is smile like an idiot
Actin' like I'm fine, I don't give a shit
I'll be stayin' high ‘til I'm sick of it
All I do is smile, all I do is smile
If losin' is a game, I'd be winnin' it
Actin' like I'm fine, I don't give a shit
All I do is smile like an idiot
All I do is smile, all I do is smile

[Outro]
All I do is smile, all I do is smile
All I do is smile, all I do is smile