SMG4 - A SM64 parody: Number 1 (bob-omb battlefield remix)

[Mario

Cmon letsa go, my name is Super Mario (Mario: Wahoo)
I like to jump everywhere
And even anywhere (Yeah)
And collect the stars
Eat the shrooms
And grab all of the coins!
I like to stomp on all the goombas!(yeah)
And jump on the shells of the koopa's (wahoo)
Because i am..
You know who i am..
Number 1! (wahoo)
I like to jump everywhere
And even anywhere!
And collect the stars
Eat the shrooms!
I like to stomp on the goombas!
And jump on the shells of the koopas (Censored words?)
Because i am..
You know who i am...
Number 1!
I get a letter from peach
Said she wanted to feast
On the cake...
She had baked...
To thank me in the least
But when i reached the castle..
She wasn't really there!
Except i saw..
On the floor..
Her underwear?
What the hell?
I went up to her room
Feeling down and gloom..
Because i felt..
And i smelt
Something with glitter and doom *stinky*
But when i opened the door
She was all over the floor!
And of course!
There you are..
Frickin browser!
[Browser] Faboullous!
Get the heck out!
You dirty monkey!
This room
Smells..
Super funkey!
Get out get out get out get out Frickin browser!
Get out get out get out get out take your trousers! *what?*
Here we go!
Here we go!
Letsa go!
Letsa go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
My name is super mario!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Letsa go!
Letsa go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
My name is super mario!
*Mario: Hahahahaha *screaming *
I like to jump everywhere
And even anywhere (Yeah)
And collect the stars
Eat the shrooms
And grab all of the coins!
I like to stomp on all the goombas!(yeah)
And jump on the shells of the koopa's (wahoo)
Because i am..
You know who i am..
Number 1!

[Part 2 Luigi wario and waluigi joins the song]

Alright? [inaudiable]
What are you guys doing here?
Luigi & Waluigi: We want to sing
[Inaudiable talking]
Luigi: Oh yeah, three two one
Luigi: I like to jump everywhere!
Wario: And even run anywhere
Waluigi: And collect the stars
Waluigi: and eat the shrooms!
Luigi: And grab all of the coins!
Wario: I like to stomp on goomba's
Waluigi: And jump on shells of koompa's
Luigi: Because i am..
Luigi: You know who i am..
Wario Waluigi Luigi: Number 1
Mario: Oh my goodness
Mario: This is a-terrible
Mario: You guys are horrible singers! *oh no!*
*Continues fight talking*
*Door opens*
Smg4: SHUT THE F*** UP!
*door closes*
Mario: Come on just like-a this!
*1 2 3*
*NO!*
Luigi: Come on! Your a sucky... Singer mario!
Luigi: Because you suck and you stink Like a stinking mushroom!
Wario: WAHAHAHAHAHA
Wario: He told you!
Waluigi: WAHAHAHAHA
Waluigi: It's really true!
Mario: NO!
Mario: NO!
Mario: You suck!
Mario: You stink!
Mario: I am the one!
Mario: Number one!
Mario: Because im Super Mario!
Luigi: Nobody cares!
Wario: Nobody cares!
Waluigi: Nobody cares!
Both: Nobody cares!
Mario: Nobody cares!
Mario: Noody cares!
Everyone: Because i am Number One!