Smelly Nelly

You know crazy nelly
She's crossed eyed and dumb
She's dirty and she's smelly
But she's got a lovely bum
Her hair is bloody grotty
Her breath stinks like the pest
Her skin is dry and spotty
But her ass is just the best

She's gettin' easy money
And welfare from the state

Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine
Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine

Her body's fat and flabby
Her rotten teeth just s-s-stink
Her clothes are torn and shabby
But her lips are nice and pink
Her knickers are encrusted
With shit and bugs and lice
This face is bruised and busted
But her ass is paradise

She's gettin' easy money
And welfare from the state

Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine
Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine, be mine, be mine

[Guitar Solo]

Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine
Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine
Ooh! smelly Nelly...you're so divine
Ooh! smelly Nelly...baby be mine, be mine, be mine