Smashing Time

[Verse 1]
Cousin Jill came down to London for a weekend break
And I promised that I'd show her 'round the sights
We went to the Tower of London and Madame Tussaud's
And then we saw the West End late at night

[Bridge]
And she thought it was really good, and so did I
And she thought it was really good, and so did I

[Chorus 1]
Cousin Jill came down to London for a weekend break
And we both agreed we all had a smashing time
Cousin Jill came down to London for a weekend break
And we both agreed we both had a smashing time

[Verse 2]
We were scared in the London Dungeon, it's silly, I know
And we both felt slightly embarrassed in Soho
We went to a winky bar, but it wasn't all that nice
And then we walked in Hyde Park eating ice cream

[Bridge]
And she thought it was really good, and so did I
And she thought it was really good, and so did I

[Chorus 2]
Jill thought the King's Road was terrific and Carnaby Street was fab
The best weekend that she had ever had
Jill thought the King's Road was terrific and Carnaby Street was fab
The best weekend that she had ever had

[Outro]
Smashing time
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Smashing time
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