Small WeeWee (Remix)

[Intro: FunnyMike]
I mean, I was with, chilling with this girl you hear me
She just whipped out, you know my weewee you hear me
I mean it's small but when it rock up
It gon' run the clean up outta here
You gon' be like, "Oh lord he got a monster"
It's small right now but wait till it rock up
It's the Shrimp Gang remix

[Chorus: FunnyMike]
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Verse 1: FunnyMike]
I got a small dick, I piss on my balls
I went to the doctor cause my dick was real small
He gave me extensions say you need to try it out
I slapped the fuck out em’ for tryna play me like a hoe
I met a BBW She say, ”What is that?”
I said a Vienna Sausage now swallow that bitch
She said, ouuu,I wish it was bigger
Now can I have some chips with a kosher dill pickle?
I told her get the fuck, I found me a new bitch
She was straight outta [?] with that [?] bullshit
She told me come ova,I came to her shit
Before I walked in I just whipped out my dick

[Chorus: FunnyMike]
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Verse 2: Supreme Patty]
I got a small dick and it won't get hard
I'm Supreme Patty, I'm the lil' dick lord
Shrimp gang, that's my shit
Everybody 'round me got a small ass dick
Viagra won't work, I was born like this
It run through the family that he had a small dick
The condoms won't fit, they fall right off
Even when I'm hard, she still say it's soft
I'm the shrimp gang captain, lil' dick bandit
Whipped out my dick, she said, "Ooh, goddammit"
What you gonna do with that small ass dick?
You real, real small, like the size of a shrimp, (gang)

[Chorus: FunnyMike]
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Outro: FunnyMike & Supreme Patty]
You already know what it is, Shrimp Gang shit
Captain of the lil' dicks, you already know what it is
I got a small dick, but I'll still put it in your bitch
In yo' bitch! You already know what it is
My balls are big though
We put lemons in our eyes for a big surprise, for your bitch