Smack Em’ All

Verse One:

When I enter the room I do it smacking and slapping/
Parallel to Santa helping a retarded elf, I’m taking over wrapping/ Call it a baby goat in slumber, this is a kidnapping/
You’d think these artists love gym with the way they’re overlapping/ Like a fat person’s leg, I’m on the verge of snapping/ They call me Nihilist because I’m the exact opposite of cogic/
Couldn’t get better common sense in rap if you used Logic/
I got so many bars that every fan is an alcoholic/
I’m even crazier than Gangnam; guess you can say I’m PSYchotic/
So sick that my mix tape comes with a free antibiotic/
Punch you out at burger king for a two piece combo/
Everyone wanna play doe so I’ll just turn them into playdough/
Saying my audios so-so but they don’t get the doubles though/
I’d used whiteout on these rappers but they’re already looking albino/

Verse Two:

I’ll dump sack the beat because my shit is on fire/
I am the exact representation of what all artists should aspire/
My level is similar to a felon, I can’t get hire/
If skill comes in MP3 then I must be the amplifier/
My new name should be roadspike because I’ll make you retire/
I’ll fucking eat every single rapper if you call my bluff/
I’m the opposite of a teddy bear because I’m never stuffed/
My fans probably think I’m fucking revolting because I’m always discussed/
I must be sexy to other rappers because they already lust/
The rap game made so skeptical I won’t even trust, trust/

Verse Three:

There are multiple meanings behind almost every line that I rhyme/ You’re like a watch on a belt, a waist of time/
I must be a French minister because I’m in the prime/
You know I’m hungry because I break down bars like enzymes/
Your lyrics are like the Crips, they don’t wanna be red/
You can call me Dead Shot because I’m always aiming ahead/
Any rapper who confronts me should have just stayed in bed/
I’m not talking hair when I say you’ll have long dread/
I’m the Voldemort of rap, my name should never be said/