SM64: Like a bowser (like a boss parody)

[Boss]
Mr. Bowser, welcome to our evil villain interview

[Bowser]
No problem, I'm Bowser

[Boss]
So can you tell us about your days, Mr. Bowser?

[Bowser]
Well, the first thing I do is...

Steal some stars! (Like a Bowser)
Order troops! (Like a Bowser)
Burn a village! (Like a Bowser)
Play some golf! (Like a Bowser)
Steal the princess! (Like a Bowser)
Punch Luigi! (Like a Bowser)
Scam some coins! (Like a Bowser)
Eat a mushroom! (Like a Bowser)
Hit on Peach! (Like a Bowser)
Get rejеcted! (Like a Bowser)
Cry sadly! (Likе a Bowser)
Rick Astley! (Like a Bowser)
Push this lever! (Like a Bowser)
Justin Bieber! (Like a Bowser)
Invade Mario's house! (Like a Bowser)
Demand a hug! (Like a Bowser)
Get my ass kicked! (Like a Bowser)
Date Daisy! (Like a Bowser)
She's a man?!? (Like a Bowser)
What the hell!? (Like a Bowser)
Get fired! (Like a Bowser)
Smoke some mushrooms! (Like a Bowser)
Crap on Mario's house! (Like a Bowser)
Hug my son! (Like a Bowser)
For some money! (godammit I can't do it! it's so gay!)
Jump off a ledge! (Like a Bowser)
Fricken Weegee! (Like a Bowser)
Rage on Mario Kart! (Like a Bowser)
Turn into Superman! (Like a Bowser)
Fly around! (Like a Bowser)
Crash into Luigi! (Like a Bowser)
Now I'm dead! (Like a Bowser)

[Boss]
Um... That's a normal day in the life of Bowser? To date a man and smoke mushrooms?

[Bowser]
You know it

[Boss]
I don't even know why I'm here right now...

[Bowser]
I'm Bowser

[Boss]
Shut up, you said that like, nine thousand times already

[Bowser]
I'm Bowser

[Boss]
I'm gonna go now. Goodbye

[Bowser]
I'm Bowser

[Boss]
SHUT UP!!!

[Announcer]
Like a Bowser!