Slow Worm

[Intro]
Here's that new thing that you're choosing
Now for Dances Moving!
Episode 6: Slow Worm

Welcome friends, I'm BDG
And I'll teach you how to dance properly
Sometimes it's hard to get up and go
So here's a dance move you can do real slow
When you're feeling rough, I can confirm
You should get on the ground and do the Slow Worm
Are you ready? Here we go
3, 2, 1, Slow Worm

[Verse 1]
So worms
Worms
Raise your hand if you know about worms
Declan, my man
Can you tell me any facts about worms?

No no no, it's okay
Because you're here and I'm prepared to talk worms
But mostly just one thing about them
Which is that they live in the ground
And that's important 'cause this dance
Takes place completely laying on the ground

Yes, shut up
It's a dance, look
Raise your arm in the air
Feel the weight of human meat
Fill that arm up with your sadness
Drop it on the ground, dance!

Why are your legs moving independently
We have no appendages
We can locomote just fine
What's the problem?
Let's all move like worms

Just commit
Mind over matter like worms

[Verse 2]
I mean they live in total darkness
And they do not seem to mind
One little bit
It's like their single contribution
To our dying ecosystem
Is their compost

So, when you think about it
Who has got it worse?
The worms, the worms have got it worse
But they get out of bed everyday
So that's why we're moving like worms

No, you can't go to the restroom!
We're exploring locomotion like worms
Use your hips, but pretend they're not your hips
They're just a long long tube sock
Filled up with your meat, dance!

Why is no one getting this
This shouldn't be hard
Worms can move without motivation
We should be like worms

No arms, no legs
No existential crisis, just worms

[Outro]
[Declan:] See you all next week for
Dancing Moving!
[Brian:] Dances Moving