Slow Drive

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"What?
"May I?

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"Let me give you some advice
"I can't wait to hear your advice. It's so friggin' awesome."
"There are two kinds of people in this world. Hopeless romantics and realists."

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"A realist just sees that face and packs it in with every other pretty girl they've ever seen before. The hopeless romantic becomes convinced that God put them on Earth to be with that one person. But there is no God, and life is only as mеaningful as you fool yourself into thinking it is. Guys who get laid a lot are rеalists. You should be listening. Just avoid love at all costs. That's my motto."

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"You never been in love?"
"If love is setting a place at the table for someone who is never coming home, I think I'll pass."
"That's fucking depressing, Sam."