Slow City Don is the third track on Chamillionaire’s mixtape Major Pain 1.5. It is a freestyle over Eric B & Rakim’s Paid in Full
[Intro: Talking]
Ugh
Hold up
Hold up. Chamilitary man
Aye, from now on when you spell my name, make sure you capitalize the C and put a dollar sign above every I
I feel like that's how y'all should address me. Hold up
I worked hard for my paper man. I've been doing this, for what? 11, 12, 13...man somebody get a calculator cause I think I lost count
What up Watts? What up Rap-a-Lot? H-Town what's up?
Hakeem Olajuwon. Slow City Don
[Verse 1]
Hold up
Slow loud and banging man I'm the man
I never been ya fan, I ain't never been a Stan
Saying I'm the man cause I told you that I am
I'm on super-poke swangas you can check my wingspan
I don't mess with y'all man I'm anti-social
I don't talk too much I'm anti-vocal
Y'all ain't going nowhere your anti-coastal
And y'all ain't getting no mail your anti-postal
Speakers sounding like a marching band
Laws hoping that my pockets full of contraband
Boys thinking bout plotting when I park my Lamb
I'm a spray you cockroaches like the Orkin man
Looking so regal, hoping outta Regal
Not the Birdman but I'm riding with a eagle
I don't know who the hell telling you that I need you
They got you gassed up girl I hope your using diesel
Whoa kemosabe, groupies in the lobby
Flying outta Hobby like flying is a hobby
Boys wanna rob me, go ahead and try me
Just know I own way more Heat than Pat Riley
Your girlfriend recommend that I molest her
At the U of H I shoulda been a professor
Open up my wallet and pretend I'm a test her
She turnin in paper like it's end of semester
Ready to poker her, Living la Vida Loca
Come at me wrong I'm at your neck like a choker
When I recline I'm sitting in it like a sofa
Drive it once then I give away the vehicle like Oprah
Chauffeur, Mr. Belvedere that's the butler
Told ya, let her disappear never cuff her
Rolla, money everywhere in my duffel
Hold up, I can't even hear that's my muffler damn
Loud pipes got me sounding super sexy
Blades everywhere make your woman think I'm Wesley
Ask the police when they gonna come arrest
If I do a crime it will be the day they catch me
Rims sitting high you can call me high roller
Ice on both wrists you can call me bipolar
Go against me you should know your life over
Your girl going crazy you should know that I drove her
Manage the wheel, they know Cham is for real
Now that I am independent they gone panic for real
From the land of the trill before they hand me a deal
I will slap that boy with a backhand full of bills
Getting that cabbage that's been established
In the new crib where the layout is lavish
Money Jurassic, AMEX is blackness
Naked lady standing like she straight out a pageant
Haters you should go get yourself a razor
Look at your wrist and go and do yourself a favor
Watch the one time the police will try an taze ya
Pistol jam on me I'm a switch it up and blade ya
You don't know me you can diss away
I ain't waiting till tomorrow I'm a trip today
Stop acting like you hard y'all should switch to gay
Y'all boys sweeter than a lemonade at Chick-fil-A, ay
[Bridge]
Got to come down got to be the damn best
Jewellery gone shine that'll be on my chest
Rain or sunshine I admit that I'm fresh
And ya already knowing what I rep, yep
I was always on grind while them other boys slept
Money on time better not be a dime less
Gotta bunch of dimes and they hit me on texts
Just to tell me that I always be the best yes, I'm the best
[Verse 2]
Gotta touch down and show my ends on skills
But when I touch down it's probably in Brazil
Diamonds on froze so my wrists on still
Never on safety my four-fifth on kill
See me out there she tried to get my address
Plenty hoes pose and change clothes like pageants
Headboard that's in my bedroom is so padded
Plenty dope lines for these hoes like tablets
Tongue'll get stuck on my gold it's so icy
Tongue'll stay stuck on my pole the hoe like me
Haters back at home ain't made enough to come fight me
I'm in New York sitting court side like I'm Spike Lee
Always winning like I'm Bryant with four Lakers
Gotcha woman sipping Hennessey with no chaser
Every time I see em that Chamillion hold paper
Got her saying "Koopa what the hell is your safe for?"
Got these boys saying that she mines and don't touch her
Then she tell you to stop crying and don't cuff her
I convince a girl to strip down with no muscle
Went out to the A and took a dime that know Usher
Went out to the Lou and took a dime to know Nelly
Went out to the Chi and took a dime to know Kelly
Plus the chick that say she cool with Drake was so ready
But none of em can trip cause they know they so petty
In the Panamera with the shoes
Getting plenty knowledge like she taking me to school
Say I don't go hard they gone say that you a fool
It's gone hit you like blaow when I hit you with the tool