Slippery Dick

[Intro]
Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard? (Can you cut it? Can you?)
Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard? (Cut it, cut it)
Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard?
Can you cut the mustard? (Cut it, cut it)

[Verse 1]
You got a butter mouth, butter cup, buttered buns, butter up
Black hankie, straight shot, no raincoat, flame hot
Tongue teaser, old geezer, shrimp pleaser, fridge freezer
Kitchen cleaner, cherry picker, soup sipper, lilly dipper
Hoop snake, double header, flip flop, 69er
Dairy farmer, cream of the crop, got rich stock, don't stop, don't stop

[Chorus]
Slippery Dick (Slippery Dick)
It's just a fish in the Atlantic (It's just the fish, slippery)
Slippery Dick (Slippery Dick)
It's just a fish in the Atlantic (It's just the fish, slippery)

[Verse 2]
Bam bam, you wanna ram the damn
Pull back the curtains and feed the clam
Bo Peep, lookie freak, peer queer, voyeur
Wind jammer, party slammer, cake eater, vacuum cleaner
Private rave, taste bud, jelly cave, lil' nub

[Pre-Chorus]
Call it a queeb (Call it a queeb)
Call it a queef (Call it a queef)
Fist fuck, cock suck, what's the diff?
Call it a queeb (Call it a queeb)
Call it a queef (Call it a queef)
Big chuck, young buck, what's the diff?

[Chorus]
Slippery Dick (Slippery Dick)
It's just a fish in the Atlantic (Slippery Dick)
Slippery Dick (Slippery Dick)
It's just a fish in the Atlantic (Slippery Dick)
Slippery Dick (Slippery)
It's just a fish in the Atlantic (Dick)
Slippery Dick (Slippery Dick)
It's just a fish in the Atlantic (Slippery Dick)

[Verse 3]
Toss freaker, floss tweaker, sauce leeker, moss shrieker
Face artist, linguist, ficky fick, specialist
Easy mark, easy make, easy bake, oven quake
Bucket boy, wet spaghetti, whack job, lunch is ready

[Bridge]
Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard? (Can you cut it? Can you?)
Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard? (Cut it, cut it)
Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard?
Can you cut the mustard to—, cut it, cut it

[Chorus]
Slippery Dick (Slippery Dick)
It's just a fish in the Atlantic (Slippery Dick)
Slippery Dick (Slippery)
It's just a fish in the Atlantic (Slippery Dick)
Slippery Dick (Slippery Dick)
It's just a fish in the Atlantic (Slippery)
Slippery Dick (Slippery Dick)
It's just a fish in the Atlantic (Slippery)