Slick Back Lamar

[Intro]
Liz: Uh, in the opening sketch this week, Tracy is a bank robber with--
Angie: No. I don't want to perpetuate any black stereotypes. Next?
Liz: Okay...well, in this one, Tracy plays a gentleman who wears...flamboyant clothes and lives...uptown
Angie: He's a pimp!
Liz: He's an entrepreneur
Angie: What's the characters name?
Liz: Slick Back Lamar
(Yeah)

[Hook]
I know a man named Slick Back Lamar
He walk with a cane
He talk too much game
He got no green, but he got gangsta lean
Slick Back Lamar say, "You don't know what gangster mean"

He got game, ba-da-da-da game
Ba-da-da-da game
Ba-da-da-da (uh)
He got game, ba-da-da-da game
Ba-da-da-da game

[Verse 1]
(Huh)
Six white girls from junior college surround me
Five art majors doin' they collage surround me
Four designers doing découpage surround me
They surround me
Ten white girls at the Waffle House are thirsty
Thirty girls at the happy hour look like Kirstie
Alley alley alley oxen free they thirsty
Yeah, they thirsty
Jushin Thunder Liger
Who's the other writer?
That ghosted all your verses, homie, you's another liar
Cause sixteens are breezy I ain't new to nothing tiger
But you just invited Justin Bieber to your overnighter
And One Direction gave you some of that ish
I'm just messin'
Paid profession, specialize in offering you some suggestions
Lamar is cucumber, Lamar is popsicle
Lamar is cool object, other shapes are optional
Lamar's Thelonius Monk, Lamar is Miles Davis
He's Pino Palladino
Chili Pepper live bassist
Lamar'll gangsta lean sideways in white places
You make assumption based on color, you define racist
Twainian space-waster
Opaquer than crepe paper
Carbon-based patron saint
[?] a safe favor
Don't die a day later than what you plannin' on
(Hey, you know what?)
We can expedite the process (huh?) when the cannon come

[Hook 2]
He got game, ba-da-da-da game
Ba-da-da-da game
Ba-da-da-da (uh)
He got game, ba-da-da-da game
Ba-da-da-da game

[Verse 2]
Eighteen girls on Africa missions Skype me
Three divorcees from Delaware, yeah they write me
Two lunch ladies from my middle school they like me
Yeah, they like me
Nine sales reps from Salt Lake, they cook for me
Eight Nazarene Church secretaries look for me
Been around the world, only one is good for me
Lamar is loyal
Extend, unload clip
Barrel full of fish
Shoot like gallery o' ducks
Barrel pull the trig
Pullin' tricks, but they ain't for kids or any self-respecting man
Who makes a check that Uncle Sam then pulls from it
Lamar's got game
Lamar opens doors
He speak like he mean it, but he's not spoken for
Chivalry's alive and well and now it's wearing 'gators
But chivalry is Silent Hill when Slick don't get his paper
Slick got the chalice
Slick got the rhinestones Motorola Milestone
Slick got a house phone
I always call when I'm about to go to Roscoe's
He buys condiments in gallon jugs at Costco

[Hook]

[Outro]
>Liz: He’s also playing Barack Obama!
>Angie: No. We support Kucinich
>Liz: Listen, Angie. I'm sorry I lied, but you gotta give me another chance!
>Angie: Excuse me. Did you just try to control my body with your white hand? Don't make me contact Reverend Sharpton! I can deal with you