Slappy vs Jigsaw

[Intro: Slappy and Jigsaw]
Well hello there Jigsaw
Do you want to play a game?
You know I do, Slappy
But if you use my catchphrase again
I'll kill you
Both of us are masters, in our differing realities
But while there's no fatalities, I've got the personality
All you do is peddle in, and read a line of monotone
Is anybody really home?
Come clean like you're on methadone
The fact is you're a doll imposter
Had me fooled, so here's an Oscar
Fakin' it is out of order, wouldn't let you join the monsters
Screw you and your tape recorder, talk and talk, but never slaughter
I can write, 'cause I'm an author
While you're sat describin' torture, wearing suits won't make us equal
I have fun, but you're just evil
After one, the plot was feeble
Gettin' bored with all the sequels
Strung it out, you're on to nine
I got a third from R.L. Stine
But now I've made it big this time
You want a picture?
Join the line
I just think you're too dramatic
Serious and over graphic
I'll admit, I'm psychopathic
But, I'm fun and full of magic
All the dolls think you're a traitor
Not possessed, so just a faker
No, I'm not a legislator
But, you could call me a hater

[Chorus: Slappy & Jigsaw]
Were the smartest dolls, yeah
Always dressed in fancy suits, yeah
Were lookin' fly
Yeah, we're gonna haunt ya
With a burnin' book and tape recorder
You will scream
Were the smartest dolls, yeah
Always dressed in fancy suits, yeah
Were lookin' fly
Yeah, we're gonna haunt ya
With a burnin' book and tape recorder
You will scream

[Bridge: Slappy & Jigsaw]
How are you gonna respond to that then little faker boy?
I hope you realize who you're speaking to, Slappy
This will not go unpunished

[Verse 2: Jigsaw]
Sorry little dolly, but I'm out of your league
The things I've seen would make you lose your mind with battle fatigue
Remember, you're a doll inside a world that's PG-13
While I'm eviscerating body parts
And making people beg and scream
Have you ever seen a joint?
180 degrees
Or made a person dig inside their eye to find a key to set them free?
Magic books and fairy tales, 'scary' doll, that always fails
While I'm too busy setting scales
To weigh the organs and entrails
Okay Slap, you're way more fun
A family flick for everyone
Instead of Nickelodeon, I'd rather set a trap with guns
You're calling me an ornament, and you say I'm incompetent
While all the while, you like the suit, I don't accept the complement

[Chorus: Slappy & Jigsaw]
Were the smartest dolls, yeah
Always dressed in fancy suits, yeah
Were lookin' fly
Yeah, we're gonna haunt ya
With a burnin' book and tape recorder
You will scream
Were the smartest dolls, yeah
Always dressed in fancy suits, yeah
Were lookin' fly
Yeah, we're gonna haunt ya
With a burnin' book and tape recorder
You will scream