Skyrim

[Intro]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
I love you, Mr. Hole
Yo, shout out Jim bro
Shout out my boy Jim
That was fun, man
We should do it again

[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Mile high with a dude named Jim
Eat his booty on the plane, call that Skyrim
When we land, four guys gon' hop in the whip
When they done with my butt, I'ma walk with a limp
Breakin' my spine, my booty gettin' suplexed
Two dudes in the duplex for some dude sex
They bust in my eyes, they can get a dude wet
All that movement in the back
Tell me where the lubе at (ah-ha)

[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
Nuts and butts
Hittin' his guts, goin' mudding
When I say he got meat, that dudе got mutton
Man, butt buffet I'm a certified glutton (*munch munch*)
When I slice that cake, I ain't never gon' shut it
Like there's nothin' in the booty
Like a scuba diver in the limo
Givin' Philip head that I'ma screw the driver
Skip the pillow talk, boy
I'm a pillow biter
Ain't my first rodeo, certified booty rider (yeehaw)
Got my balls on this bare floor like I'm Jokic
When I see a new dude, it make my throat itch
Liftin' up his shirt, motorboatin'
And I'm in my dude's ear, I be moaning (aaagh)
Good at what I suck, it like a shop vac
And I'm rough with the nuts, I might pop sacks
Yeah, physical therapist's where I pop backs
Uh, give me a kiss if you want your nut back

[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Mile high with a dude named Jim
Eat his booty on the plane, call that Skyrim
When we land, four guys gon' hop in the whip
When they done with my butt, I'ma walk with a limp
Breakin' my spine, my booty gettin' suplexed
Two dudes in the duplex for some dude sex
They bust in my eyes, they can get a dude wet
All that movement in the back
Tell me (um) where the lube at (ah-ha)

[Verse 2: DigBar]
Tell me where the lube at
Where the lube
Got a dude, grab his boobs
Got him takin' off his shoes
Now he naked, fully nude
Then he run to the room
Man, he lookin' all confused
'Cause I got another dude in the room
We gon' have us a threesome
I cum in they eyes so the niggas can't see nothin'
We don't use a condom, I don't really think we need one
Playboy magazine, I'm about to read one
Nigga started growlin' (grrrr) when we fuckin', he a mean one
One named John and the other one Jimmy
They both little, they built so skinny
I'ma make 'em poo (*fart*), I ain't talkin' bout Winnie
Never stop, never settle, I ain't talkin' bout hitting
When I'm done, give me space, no nebula
Me and Jake Hole fuckin' dudes on the regular
Thirty-two niggas on my weekly schedule
When they come in, they get popped like an edible

[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Mile high with a dude named Jim
Eat his booty on the plane, call that Skyrim
When we land, four guys gon' hop in the whip
When they done with my butt, I'ma walk with a limp
Breakin' my spine, my booty gettin' suplexed
Two dudes in the duplex for some dude sex
They bust in my eyes, they can get a dude wet
All that movement in the back
Tell me where the lube at (ah-ha)

[Verse 3: Jake Hole]
Pla-playin' in this huddle like my name Drew Brees
And I'm pullin' at his cheeks, he can feel the cool breeze
Feelin' British when I stay on the BBC
Then I turn him 'to my puppet, no Sesame Street
Seed on his buns, oof it's sesame
Big booty dudes get the best of me
Got a buff white dude's nudes from the Chesapeake
Liftin' up his shirt to give his chest a peak
Caress me, daddy, make a mess of me
It's gettin' real late, can you take me home?
I'm tryna get that bone
Oh no, we home alone
He got cheeks like foam
Big boy, can I borrow that phone
And invite three more?
Nibblin' on his ear like my name Van Gogh
Then I'm gettin' in his sewer, open up his manhole

[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Mile high with a dude named Jim
Eat his booty on the plane, call that Skyrim
When we land, four guys gon' hop in the whip
When they done with my butt I'ma walk with a limp
Breakin' my spine, my booty gettin' suplexed
Two dudes in the duplex for some dude sex
They bust in my eyes, they can get a dude wet
All that movement in the back
Tell me where the lube at (ah-ha)

[Outro]
Is there any greater thing than dude booty?
I have to wonder
Every waking moment of my life
Has been surrounded by dude booty
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I cannot escape it
It's magnificent, phenomenal, brilliant
Perhaps it's an addiction of sorts
The consumption of dude booty will haunt me till the end of days
But I'll die knowing I regret nothing