Skunk One

D-Loc:
We gettin smoke out fo real!

Daddy X (Chorus):
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber
It's the mind re-arranger
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

Daddy X:
Ooh, Ah, Achika
Pakelika's sparked the blunt in the back of the car
We rollin 5 deep to the neighborhood bar
Cars fishbowled now, we didn't get far
See red lights flash, cops know who we are
Repetition built, superstar bud smokers
Cops is hittin quotas for pullin us over
Once again, let the routine kick in
Stash in the dash let the games begin
Piggy waddles over with that shit-eatin grin
But I'm, cool as hurk I ain't scared of him
Infact, I laugh, cause Pak's still smoking
Cop came up fast, tapped the glass, but it's broken
Grabbed the handle quick and the door flies open
Smoke bursts out
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SMOKING?"
"Skunk 1 is what we tokin!"

Daddy X (Chorus) x2:
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

(D-Loc! D-Loc!)

D-Loc:
Gotta get some weed I was running out quick
I had a couple of rips left a little that was it
My sack was getting low, had a little bit a dough
Need to go see my bro so I can get some more
Straight indica purple that I got from 33rd
Gave me couple a pills and a DragonWorks shirt
Got a new bong, packed it up and hit it
"You like it D-Loc?"
I said "Yeah I'm with it"
Then I went to the store, grabbed a pack of blunts
Went back to my house and I rolled em up
Sat on my couch, drinkin beer, I got stoned
Called this bitch on the phone that I really wanna bone
Now I'm all blown and I'm staring at the ceiling
The fans going 'round and 'round I'm just 'illin
Smoked so much izzies' that it got me chillin
Ya'll know the name (D-Loc!) Ya'll know the feelin (D-Loc!)

Daddy X (Chorus) x2:
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

Johnny Richter:
I need a drink quick someones in danger
10 footer fulla skunk 1 in the chamber
Now let me explain exactly whats about to happen
Theres gonna be yackin, there probably be passin out
Were packin nothin but the Pepe Le Pew
S-K-U-N-K F-U (FUCK YOU!)
So if you got the misconception, that we smokin the stress then
You should get a lesson like a bitch with a fuck
This ain't amateur hour, this is the bong show
If you didn't bring the weed then you gots to go
So if you got 8 ounces, come on down lets contest it
Your the next guest to test the best of any sessions
Richter, D-Loc, B Dubb and Big P, Daddy X and Lou so you ain't winnin see
I don't slang at shows never deal with strangers
But I always got a little skunk 1 for the chamber

Daddy X (Chorus) x2:
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

Daddy X:
Ooh, Ah, Achika
And we're in the kings zone now smoked out on the real
Ooh, Ah, Achika
Blueberry, Kings Blend, Strawberry Fields
Ooh, Ah, Achika
And we're in the kings zone now smoked out on the real
Ooh, Ah, Achika
Take another hit tell me how does it feel?

D-Loc:
We gettin smoked out fo real!

All:
Michael Jackson is gay!