Skit (Skit)

Alright, I'm running to the bank 'cause I'm gonna go rob the bank
I'm robbing the bank
Here's the door
I'm opening the door
Alright, I closed the door
Oh, there's the bank attendant
Hey bank attendant, I'm going to rob you
Oh no, p-please don't rob me!
Oh my god, I'm so sorry, am I- am I- am I hurting your feelings?
I mean, I don't- I don't mean to hurt your feelings
Oh no, no, you're not hurting my feelings
Alright, well, um, can you give me some money?
'Cause otherwise I'm- I think I'm gonna have to shoot you in the face
Oh okay, here's the money
Ah, look, it's the money
Oh she put the money on the- on the desk
Alright I grabbed the money
Alright, thank you ma'am, I'm going to leave your bank now
Opening the door
Alright, I closed the door
Ah man, I'm gonna have some nice money so I can be-
Oh my god, it's the police!
Oh god, they're coming, oh!
Oh my god, they got motorcycles, and police cars, and police vans
Oh, I better draw my gun so I can shoot them
Ah, this is my undefined gun that shoots multiple bullets at a time
Oh my god, they're gonna fire back!
Oh, they're firing back!
Oh my god, I gotta take cover!
Oh, I'm killing 'em!
Ah, most of 'em are dead!
Oh, ow! Ow! I'm hit! Ow, my arm is bleeding a little bit
There's a little hole in it where the- where the- where the bullet hit
Oh, I think they're all dead
Oh no, there's one more alive!
Oh, I'm killing him!
Oh wow, oh I killed him, I killed him
Wow
Well, good thing I have the money
'Cause now I'm gonna go buy a new dog