Skit: RNR Ep1

[Skit]
Just to hear something like that would happen on a Sunday afternoon
Well, when you dealin' with different hoods, what do you expect? Because it's the weekend and I don't know! I can't speak for everybody else but I'm from Santana Blocc Crips so it's gon' do what it do
I'm your host, S classic, truly all BMF and that, and you done tuned into Real Nigga Rules
Stick to the street code, don't act like a ho!
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We tryna get rich, so death to a snitch!
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What up? What up?
Watts with it, man. That's Watts Homie Quan signin' in and my Real Nigga Rules of the day is thugs. If you gon' sag your damn pants, make sure your drawers is clean. Walkin' around with skid marks in your drawers ain't cool. That just tell me you a nasty-ass nigga and you was never potty trained. That shit is weird, bro. That's it, 'cause I don't know what else to say 'cause that shit really weird
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You have tuned in with the S classic and this is episode 1 of Real Nigga Rules
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