Skit: Lunchbreak Tea Spill 🤪

*school bell rings*

[School secretary]
Alright everybody, enjoy your lunch break, have some fun with your friends
And don't suck dick on the toilet. Yes, Jessica, I'm talking to you.
(Ah, Jesus, Frank, not so fast... oh shit, it's still on!)

[Tay]
Ugh, fuck, I forgot my lunch!

[Jessee]
Oh, don't worry about it, Tay, my mom packed extra.

[Tay]
*gasps* Jessee, you're a fucking lifesaver.

[Jessee]
Girl, I thought you already knew this.
So anyways, what's the tea?

[Tay]
Ooh, girl, the tea is hot this season.
Bitch, Brian, that little small-cock fuck, got head from Britney on the fucking school toilet!

[Jessee]
*gasps* You're kidding, right?

[Tay]
I know, it's so crazy!

[Jessee]
What a fucking whore!

[Tay]
Yah, she, like, so totally got Chlamydia now, it's so funny.

[Jessee]
Omg... can I tell you a secret, and you promise to keep it to yourself?

[Tay]
Of course, girl, you can tell mе anything!

[Jessee]
So you know Rick, right? Antonia's baby daddy.
I saw him at a fucking party last week, fucking the shit out of Kimberly!

[Tay]
*gasps* Oh my god, girl, Rick would NEVER, come on!

[Jessee]
I'm sеrious, bitch, I saw it with my own fucking eyes!

[Tay]
That is motherfucking crazy, girl, we gotta tweet that.

[Jessee]
I know, right? It'll get us, like, so many new followers, like, nine or something.

[Tay]
Yaaass, girl, get them followers!

[Jessee]
Ok, have you ever thought about, like, the fact that maybe, we're, like, illegal
'Cause we're, like, so hot that it's, like, illegal?

[Tay]
Honestly yaas, I have, it's like so cra-

[School secretary]
Ah, fuck, Frank, ah yeah, it's so big...
Oh shit, the mic is on!

[Tay & Jessee]
That was fucking disgusting.

[Tay]
Ok anyways, what I wanted to say was: Yes I have, I think about it all the time
'Cause we're just so pretty!

[Jessee]
Sooo true, like, it's-
Oh my god, Jordan, what the fuck do you want here?

[Jordan]
Yo bro, like, chill, I was tryna talk to Tay.
Like, Tay, you be lookin' mad beautiful today
And I was just, like, wondering, like, can I... buy you a drink or somethin'?

[Tay]
...Ohh uhm... well, you can see that we're kinda, like, busy right now
Like, talkin' about drama and girl stuff and spilling the tea on bitches
So, can you just, like, come back later maybe?

[Jordan]
Oh, uhh, aight. Yah, okay...

[Jessee]
Yo, what you standin' here for? You heard what the fuck she said. Fuck off!
God damn it, these boys, they fucking suck!

[Tay]
Girl, don't talk poorly about Jordan.
Come on, he's such a nice and pretty guy.

[Jessee]
But he's so clingy when it comes to you.
Also, he smells like sweaty balls!

[Tay]
*exhales* Girl, I don't even know... I don't know if I like him or not...

*school bell rings*

[School secretary]
(No, Frank, I already came three times!)
...Oh, uhm... Uh, lunch break is over, everybody.
Get back into your classes and have fun with studying. Woooh!
(Frank, shut the fuck up!)