Skit

Everything Spanky says is put between brackets
Everything Chamillionaire says isn't

(Hello?)

Hello? Wassup, who dis?

(Who dis?)

Wad' do ya mean who dis?
That you Spanky?

(No, there no Spanky here
This is, uh, Fo Foo Yung uh...)

Man stop playing with me
I know your voice man
I know that's you Spanky
It's Chamillionaire boy

(AH Wassup!
I see you rollin'!
Wassup dog, wassup!
You cool my dude?
Listen, listen man
I didn't mean to call you this time but I was gonna call you
On my momma
I gonna call you I thought about it-
I was just sayin to ma momma and my granmma that I was gonna call you today
That's funny that you call me)

You be lyin' man
I called you for the past couple of weeks man
And you ain't picked up the phone not one time
You ain't called me back. You dodging me homie
What's up with that money you owe me?

(Aww man
Listen hey listen bro
Ya know I'mma keep it all the way real, a 100% wit ya my dude
Uh, I dropped my phone and then I lost a piece of it you dig?
And then I found it
It was in
...Ya know what I... I found my phone today
And I told her I was gonna call you
And plus was at my baby mama's house
And she be breakin' me dog
Ya know)

Yeah what you need to do is you need to break me off that money you owe me man
I'm tired of playing games with you man
You call me beggin' me, crying all on the phone
Talkin' 'bout you wanna borrow some money
And this the thanks I get?

(Mayne...
Imma pay you yo' money man
Stop sweatin' me man
I'm sweatin' man
Get me a towel man next time you sweatin' me so hard
Bring a towel and some Gatorade
I need some electrolytes or something man
Get off me man
Imma pay you your money
You a millionaire anyway
You don't even need it!
What is you sweatin' me for?
I got fifteen dollars man
You got... got a billion dollars)

It's the principal man!

(And you sweat me for fifteen
Come and get my fifteen dollars
So you gonna have a billion and fifteen dollars)

It's the principle Spanky!
You act like you doing me a favor
For paying me back MY money mayne

(Girl shut yo mouth)

Mayne who is that

(I ain't gonna let nobody stop me imma mayne imma mayne
Alright then. Alright then
I'mma pay this sucka back whenever I feel like it)

Sucka? who you calling sucka?

(Shut yo mouth
[woman shouting in background]
I said...)

Man I'm tired of you playing these games dog

(I said I'm gonna pay you back whenever I feel like it
My man
You hear me?)

Man I'm overseas right now man
Soon as I get off this plane

(Don't be buggin' me man
You bug me one more time
Keep buggin' me and I ain't gonna pay you nothing
Zero, zip, nata
I don't know no more languages
But if you know any more languages
Say zero and that's what you get
Stop callin' me mayne
Imma text yo momma)

What?

(I go to church wit her or somethin')