Skit #1

(Hello?)

Hello wassup, who dis

(Who dis?)

Wad' do ya mean who dis?
That's you spanky

(No, there's no Spanky here
This is, uh, Fo Foo Yung uh...)

Man stop playing me
I know voice man
I know that you Spanky
It's Chamillionaire boy

(AH WasSup!
I see you rollin'!
Wassup dog, wassup
We cool my dude
Look, look
I didn't mean to call you this time but I was gonna call you
On my mama
I just my sayin to momma and my granmma that I was gonna call you)

You be Lyin man
I called you for the past couple of weeks
And you ain't picked up the phone not one time
You ain't called me back. You dodging me Homie
What's up with that money you owe me?

(Aww man
Listen Hey Listen Bro
Ya know Imma keep it real 100% real wit ya my dude
I dropped my phone then I lost a piece of it
Then and then I found it
It was in
..Ya know what I..I found my phone today
And I told her I was gonna call you
And plus was at my baby mama's house
She be breakin me dog
Ya know)

Yeah whatch' you need to do is you need to break me off that money you owe me mayne
I'm tired of playing games with you man
You call me beggin me crying all on the phone
Talkin bout you wanna borrow some money
And dis the thanks I get?

(Mayne...
Imma pay you yo' money mayne
Stop sweating me mayne
I'm sweating mayne
Get me s towel That's how you sweat me so hard
Get a towel with some Gatorade
I need some ?? or something mayne
Get off me mayne
Imma pay yo yo money
You a millionaire anyway
You don't even need it!
What is you sweat me for
I got fifteen dollars mayne
You got..got a billion dollars)

That's the principal mayne

(And you sweat me for fifteen
Come and collect my fifteen dollars
So you gonna have a billion and fifteen dollars)

That's impossibe Spanky
You act like you doing me a favor
By paying me back MY money mayne

(Girl shut yo mouth)

Mayne who was dat

(I ain't gonna let nobody stop me imma mayne imma mayne
Alright then. Alright then
Imma pay this sucka whenever I feel like it)

Spanky who you calling sucka?

(Shut yo mouth
{woman in shouting in background..}
I said...)

Mayne I'm tired of you playing these games dogg

(I said I'm gonna pay you back whenever I feel like it
My man
You hear me?)

Mayne I'm overseas right now mayne
Soon as I get off this plane

(Don't be buggin' me mayne
You bug me one more time
Keep buggin me and I ain't gonna pay you nothing
Zero, Zip, NaTa
I don't know no more languages
But you know anymore languages
Say Zero and that's what you get
Stop callin me mayne
Imma protect yo momma)

What?

(Imma go to church wit her or somethin)