Skip Bayless

[Intro]
[?] made the beat

[Verse]
Ayy, I might make your fuckin' weekly income on a fuckin' TikTok
I like girls that listen to Lana Del Rey, I like girls that listen to Slipknot
I'm getting vertigo in the whip, I think I need to take a pit stop
Your girl on my dick, you on my dick, I think y'all need to have a tipoff
Like Chris Bosh and Steven Adams in 2013
I know people that'll kill your family for a Perc 30
I need a bigger paycheck if y'all want me to wake up early
I'm with my white friends at the country club, tryna smash a birdie
Throwin' dimes around in Michigan, like Jared Goff
My plug at the hospital with the nurses faking coughs
Even if you cool, your fuckin' team suck like JJ Watt
Dawg, my family OG, my mom ain't never called the cops
Yeah, if you ain't a zoologist, stop playing with the G.O.A.T
It's 65 degrees out, I'm tryna chill out on a boat
Yeah, I might pop some molly and fuck up my frontal lobe
Yeah, I might spend a reasonable amount of money on a coat
Yeah, her saliva trickles down my nuts, call her Nancy Reagan
Running from my problems, I think I need a new pair of Asics
I might point a laser at his face like I'm doing LASIK
You a fuckin' dork ass loser like fuckin' Skip Bayless