Skiing Song

I had pork roast for dinner
And three beers
I feel like a python
Who just swallowed a deer
But it seems like there's something I'm not seeing
This is s'posed to be a song about skiing

Well I'm not concerned
Why should I be
I've been on the radio
And I've been on tv
I met my hero
And my hero met me
Things are about as good
As they're ever gonna be
Still it seems like there's something I'm not seeing
This is s'posed to be a song about skiing

Well I've been over the math
A hundred times
Everything works out right
And everything rhymed
Still it seems like there's something I'm not seeing
This is s'posed to be a song about skiing