Sketches of Winkle

[Verse 1]
Well, she danced like a floozy in a hot tub of guava
Eggy ran the scene, you know he's hip to her mantra
He was a meditative porker all strung-out on Sinatra
Sketching Van Winkle like there ain't no tomorrow

[Chorus 1]
I saw Van Winkle show up on the scene
I bled from my elbows when I saw that's he's been doin' all those
Sketches of Winkle -- cryin' to the heavens in a fit of rage
Sketches of Winkle -- keepin' little Pumice locked up in a cage
Sketches of Winkle -- I think I love her but she don't love me
Sketches of Winkle -- why don't she love me, dude?
(I don't know)

[Verse 2]
Well, she drained all the fluid from the sink in the kitchen
Eggy wanted veggies, all he's doing is bitchin'
Steve and Sandy went and bought a new pair of mittens
Mean Ween cut me and he said he was kiddin'

[Chorus 2]
I saw Van Winkle show up on the scene
I bled from my elbows when I saw that's he's been doin' all those
Sketches of Winkle -- cryin' to the heavens in a fit of rage
Sketches of Winkle -- keepin' little Pumice locked up in a cage
Sketches of Winkle -- I think I love her but she don't love me
Sketches of Winkle -- why don't she love me, dude?
(I don't know)

[Outro]
Rip Van Winkle -- Rip, Rip, Rip Van Winkle
Rip Van Winkle -- Rip, Rip, Rip Van Winkle, Rip
Rip Van Winkle -- Rip, Rip, Rip Van Winkle