The opener on Diet Cig’s first LP is about Alex dating this douchebag (also named Alex) who totally doesn’t appreciate her- and have you seen Alex? How you could ever not love and cherish her?!?
The guy likes sleeping with her and inviting her to barbecues, but he lacks respect for her when he tell...
When I was sixteen
I dated a boy
With my own name
It was weird
In the back of his truck
Moaning my name
While trying to fuck
And I didn't think you had to
Go to town
And tell everybody's mom
That I'm
Sleeping around
Ready?
Now I realize
That all my friends are
Mostly friends
With you
And I don't know
Who would show up to my
Barbecue
And I
Think you're the kind of guy
Who would meet me at a party
And forget my name
And try to take me home
All the same
Now I
I'm all alone
In the grocery store
Wondering who
I'm buying all of these
Hot dogs for
And I
Think you're the kind of guy
Who would meet me at a party
And forget my name
And try to take me home
All the same
Now I
Will never barbecue again
And you can keep all of your
Shitty friends
And I
Will never barbecue again
And I
Will never think of you again
Sixteen was written by Alex Luciano.
Sixteen was produced by Christopher Daly.