Sittin in My Car (an ode to Slick Rick)

[Intro: Bender]
Okay, come on
One two, one two
Borrowed this beat, come on
Alright yo, fifteen years old
Fifteen years old
Yo I got one, I got one, peep this

[Verse 1: Bender]
The first time I seen her she was standing on St-Paul street
Caught me by the corner of the eye when I was walking past
Like, she was looking awfully sad while I was scrambling for a reason just to cross her path
So walked to the payphone that she was standing by
Hot damn was the word when I seen her features magnify
And for a sec my heart beat like John Belushi's
Then snapped out of it like, I think she's talking to me
"Do you have a light?" She held a Marlboro out
I struck a match off my tooth and put a spark to her mouth
We stood a minute talking 'bout the weather and shit
Overcast and chance of rain, yo I can never forget
She said "If you need hits here's my cell", pulled out a black pen
And almost wrote her phone number down for me, that's when
Some kid with an umbrella walked up like "Who's this clown yo?"
He grabbed her hand and walked away the second that the cloud broke

[Chorus: *Slick Rick sample* & Bender]
Right on cue, pissing all over me, ehh
"Sitting, in my car, waiting for you-ooh-ooh, la la la"
Come on, sing it Rick
"Sitting, in my car, waiting for you-ooh-ooh, la la la la"

[Verse 2: Bender]
The second time I seen her was like six months later
On the library steps with some ripped-up paper all around her
I said "Hey, what you working on?"
She said "You know, tryna change the world and write the perfect song" ("Yeah, whatever"}
Offered her a smoke she said "Hell no, I quit"
Then she looked around, took it put it right between her lips, lit it
Said "Well, my bus comes in six minutes"
"What a coincidence, mine too, you need a ticket?"
We got on the northbound, and everything was cool
I said "Hey, you still hanging with that guy?" She said "Who?"
"You know, from last time, now who's that other fella?"
"I don't know but it was about to rain and he had an umbrella"
Took a mental note, this girl's an opportunist
There might be something here but I'd be wise to not pursue it
Before another word she pulled my zipper down and smiled
And put her head down on my lap like it was going out of style

[Chorus: *Slick Rick sample* & Bender]
It's like damn, that's chill I guess, you know
Fuck can you say at that point?
"Sitting, in my car, waiting for you-ooh-ooh, la la la"
[?]
Still catching something
"Sitting, in my car, waiting for you-ooh-ooh, la la la la"

[Verse 3: Bender]
Next morning woke up in a bed right beside her
She said she got her weed for free, her mom dated a biker
"Want a DT?" "Sounds nice, pass me the bottle"
I lay back, blowing Cloud 9 out of my nostrils
Ready to go, asked her what she's doing next week
She said "Let's keep this conversation underneath the bedsheets"
Asked her what high school she dropped out of
"Sorry my stereo's on full you'll have to talk louder"
Forget it, really didn't care to tell the truth
But stuck around anyway it maybe was a selfish move
But didn't feel bad for long, 'cause when I went to jet
There was a knock at the front, and you can guess what's coming next
Who was at the door? Do I even have to tell you
Almost to my surprise it was my friend with the umbrella
But this time the only thing raining was fists
And the only hit I got in was my face to the bricks
God damn

[Chorus: *Slick Rick sample* & Bender]
Swear, it ain't no thing, he just wandered in this one, you know I'm saying?
Shit, the more I think about, the more I shoulda known
Sitting, in my car, waiting for you-ooh-ooh, yeah yeah yeah
Rick help me out on this one
"Sitting, in my car, waiting for you-ooh-ooh, la la la"
"Sitting, in my car, waiting for you-ooh-ooh, la la la la
La la la la, la la la la
La la la la, la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la"