Like many great rap songs, this song is about my superiority over you.
Specifically, I’m better at overestimating myself, tying my shoes, being socially progressive, and predicting the singularity.
I’m Theo and u Roger
I’m JJ and u John Gacy
If u had a sitcom ur catchphrase’d be
“Everyone hates me”
Yo, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's overestimating my skill set
I could probably lift a car, but I ain't sought that thrill yet
I'd have a perfect dunk if I tried it
But I bet you'd cry like a bitch on the court when the backboard glass gets in ur eye
Everybody hates you
But you not Chris Rock
You tied your shoes with a criss cross
No loopty loop or double knot
Dumbass
You people still sayin no homo and shit
Handin' me shit with minimal hand contact
Fall back
Who taught y’all all that
It’s 2016 peep the sheen comin off my hoverboard
Caught u in the eye and maybe ur blind
But I got other things on my mind
Like in 5 years we'll all be one with the motherboard
Moving in hordes and thinking as one
Living like bees but loaded with guns
Obseletion complete in a week
We're weak at the feet of the cyber elite
And they're sending the tanks by the fleet in the streets
And you're still the worst, man
Damn
I’m Theo and u Roger
I’m JJ and u John Gacy
If u had a sitcom ur catchphrase’d be
“Everyone hates me”
Sitcoms (LIVE) was written by L. H. Belle.
Sitcoms (LIVE) was produced by LEFT HAND PARDO.