Sirens of the Sea

[Other Miss Spink]
I'm known as the siren of all seven seas
The breaker of hearts by the bay
So if you go swimmin' with bow-legged women
I might steal your weak heart away

[Other Miss Forcible]
A big-bottomed sea-witch may bob through the waves
And hope to lead sailors astray
But a true ocean goddess must fill out her bodice
To present an alluring display
Oh—!

[Other Miss Spink]
Beware of old oysters too large in the chest
Let's banish them from the buffet
I'm far more nutritious—

[Other Miss Forcible]
You smell like the fishes

[Other Miss Spink]
Did I hear a banshee?

[Other Miss Forcible]
You're sea-green with envy!

[Other Miss Spink]
This mermaid enchantress—

[Other Miss Forcible]
No, I, Birth of Venus

[Both]
Will send sailors swimming all day!