Sinnoh Names in a Rap

LUCAS: Ow!
BARRY: Come on turd, we gotta go! (TURTWIG)
LUCAS: What? Why?
BARRY: C’mon bud, you’ll be fined a million dollars if you’re late! (BUDEW)
LUCAS: Wow, man.. take it easy! (MANTYKE)
BARRY: NOW ITS 10 MILLION!

LUCAS:
I’m a gladiator with an adamant nature (GALLADE)
Don’t need a shield on, or staff to wager (SHIELDON)
With animals as my navigator
I Fly like a 5 star aviator (STARAVIA)

BARRY:
I have no use for a MAG or mortars (MAGMORTAR)
The power's in my pocket to order
Territory don’t cross my border (TORTERRA)
You'll be stun, killed, or quartered (STUNKY)

LUCAS:
My rampart is unbreakable (RAMPARDOS) (GIBLE)
Six gun tanks are incapable (SKUNTANK)
I'm making the zone a place of the throne (MAGNEZONE)
You'll praise what I wrote, I'm the heart of the home (ROTOM)

BARRY:
‘can’t pass through my bastion, don’t dare (BASTIODON)
We’ve all journeyed to we don’t know where (WEAVILE)

LUCAS:
But we seal deals and if you didn’t know, (BUIZEL)

BOTH: It’s Pokemon Rap part 4 in Sinnoh!

LUCAS:
The name’s Lucas
Not your average cool kid
In pursuit of the persecuted
This group called
Team Galactic’s stupid
Ruled by a ruthless rabid doofus (BIDOOF)

The tyrant, Cyrus

The earth has a blueprint but he rebukes it (UXIE)
Take my spirit to mute it, you can't (MESPRIT, SPIRITOMB)
But I need gym badges if I need to do that... (PHIONE)

BARRY:
I’m on fire now on this fight for survival (MONFERNO)
It’s Barry-O! Loser! and my rival (RIOLU)
Thinks he’s a man of fierce driven passion (MANAPHY)
When I get badges, no prob to pass him! (PROBOPASS)

LUCAS:
Now I’m not as selfish as my friend here (AZELF)
But we have a mission that's why we were sent here
We need some training to patch our issues (PACHIRISU)
So give us our balls, sir, we have to continue

BARRY:
Jubilife!

LUCAS:
Now to Oreburgh!
Got the badge in the bag!

BARRY:
Well I scored it first! (GLISCOR)

DAWN:
Shh, keep it down! we got a serious problem! (HIPPODOWN)
Leave it on the field, and come with me to stop ‘em! (LEAFEON)

LUCAS:
Shame on these shaman space pant junkies (SHAYMIN)
Did Saturn take Venus and bump her uglies? (PURUGLY)

BARRY:
Glam? Eow! Call the fashion po po! (GLAMEOW)
Oh no I’ll never lose to kids in those clothes

DAWN:
You wanna chat at me when you look so dreary? (CHATOT)
It’s not Halloween, so why’s your bun eerie? (BUNEARY)

BARRY:
Yeah.. I gotta run, we can fight through e-mail
But I’m blind from your costumes, it’d have to be braille! (BIBAREL)

LUCAS:
Brothers from other mothers taking my Professor? (MOTHIM)
He’s my predecessor and I’m finna on another level (FINNEON)
Than compadre peons tryna shoot for a star (DRAPION)
Leave ‘fore I report you to Jupiter Mars (STARLY)

BARRY:
Speeding in a car and I vine in my Pal’s kia (CARNIVINE) (PALKIA)
I gotta pay for gas?, riding on my bike, seeya! (GASTRODON)
I got vulgar chomps, but a pretty sweet tooth (GARCHOMP)
And my pal pad’s looking at you ;)
When a popup plops on my poketch watch (PIPLUP)
And I let my phone go ring a ring
I’ll dial gals on my app (DIALGA)
And they know when that Hotline Ching a lings! (CHINGLING)

DAWN:
That was a low pun he did there… (LOPUNNY)

BARRY:
Let my mind drift, loony thoughts get in there! (DRIFLOON)

LUCAS:
Even my ears are sad, I can’t hear an-ymore
You might say I got a gripe here, eeyore! (RHYPERIOR)

That grinds my gear a teeny lot but (GIRATINA)
But I just can’t have who I am be pompous (AMBIPOM)
She’s a princess, but he’s a toad
‘Cause all I hear when he talks are croaks (TOXICROAK)

BARRY:
Now I’m on my own on a quest to win
Only those in the dusk know where I’ve been (DUSKNOIR)
Lucas, he was my best friend
But I’ve got a hunch crow gunk is what he stepped in (HONCHKROW CROAGUNK)

LUCAS:
To be a real trainer, understand growth (TANGROWTH)
This is my brawn song, and it’s an oath to (BRONZONG)
Grow tall, while He just floats along (GROTLE) (FLOATZEL)
Whatever flow stuck him on that totem pole he on (EMPOLEON)

BARRY:
But the world is mine for choosing
And it doesn’t look a like I’ll be losing (LICKILICKY)
With enough skill to score rupees! (SKORUPI)

LUCAS: Dude, wrong franchise

BARRY: Can we share rupees? (CHERUBI)

LUCAS: Still wrong franchise

BARRY: Darn…(DAWN)

DAWN: Huh?

LUCAS:
It’s a dawn of war that’s approaching us
This gaggle of galactic geezers are growing tough
We won’t settle for bronze or silver (BRONZOR)
When we meet for the final battle at Spear Pillar

BARRY:
This Cyrus guy? He transcends reality (HEATRAN)
They’re in for an apex of kicks and fatalities (INFERNAPE)
Going bananas with a heap of potassium (HIPPOPOTAS)
With all of this crappin’, they must munch laxatives (MUNCHLAX)

DAWN:
How do we defeat ‘em?

LUCAS
The answers are deeper
Choose me to elect if I run for team leader (ELECTIVIRE)
I’ll follow my conscience as a cricket ought to do (KRICKETOT)
Or else, we’ll hear cricket tunes! (KRICKETUNE)

BARRY:
Are you tipsy on momma’s wine? We’re alone (MAMOSWINE)
They know things not even the Obamas know (ABOMASNOW)

LUCAS:
We are not below them, no time to moan
We’re no precious snowflakes, we’re Diamond Snow!

LUCAS:
I feel the earth quake in the chair I’m in (CHERRIM)

DAWN:
What’s happening? (HAPPINY)

LUCAS:
Whatever it was, it’s no accident

BARRY:
That was something beyond mega evolution (YANMEGA)

LUCAS:
Don’t be stupid, this isn’t over until we lose it (SNOVER)

I refuse to watch him charge an evil team that lacks emotions (CHIMCHAR)
I’m so ill with this pen they’ll make me use crayon in doses (CRANIDOS)
Whether he overthrows or raids us, it don’t mean a thang! (ROSERADE)
I’m gonna get my redemption! Just not like Shawshank’s… (SHINX)

BARRY:
Just think, I’ll live a life of luxury, around this town (LUXRAY)
Running a syndicate underground with a ping of my pickaxe, their walls go down
With this poppin poffin shop, I got all ‘em in neon lights! (LUMINEON)
I’ll serve ya with this discount price so come on in and take a bite! (GABITE)

LUCAS
Aiming down my sights, you know I don’t miss, majesty (MISMAGIUS)
Better space yourselves! for this galactic travesty
When the coroner gets to Mount Coronet and straps his gloves
They’ll inquest for a suspect and see my fingerprint pull up! Ha! (PRINPLUP)

DAWN:
Let’s have a look-see over here (LUXIO)
LUCAS:
The towering mountain mounted by spears
DAWN:
Let’s go!
BARRY:
Wait, guys, do you see my hair?
I really need to comb before we go up there (COMBEE)

DAWN: Ugh

LUCAS:
Here, the sky turns purple
DAWN:
I gotta write this in my journal!
LUCAS:
Let’s act like paragons, seizing the day (PORYGON Z)
‘Cause we sure did squirm a damn long way (WORMADAM)

CYRUS:
Hi Kids! Do you like Cyrus?
Here, we gonna meet at the peak where your bones’ll lie in my hands (BONSLY)
I’m the guy with a stark glaze on my eyes (GLACEON)
And Starting with this slice of dark rye (DARKRAI)
I will force a world that’s just
First I shall I cut off the krust! HELL YEA! (CRESSELIA)

LUCAS!
I won’t let you dwell there! And I don’t care if you think that’s best
There’s this thing called selflessness
And you’ll have a speck when you show some respect! (VESPIQUEN)
So remember me as a star rapper (BURMY) (STARAPTOR)
When I pay the price as I pass the mic
Sometimes we hurt, and we’ll never be perfect
But neither will you! So I’ll sacrifice!

BARRY:
Oh! Dawn! Luke! Are y’all alright? (LUCARIO)

LUCAS:
I think we’re stuck in a Roar of Time
The most Spacial of the Rifts blemished the sky (DRIFBLIM)
And this crazy guy wants to rule mankind

BARRY:
So to prove who we are, we must...
Call the guardians before these czars see us! (ARCEUS)

LUCAS:
He clearly came for us last. (FROSLASS)
So, are you ready?

BARRY:
My body is Reggie

BOTH:
KICK ASS! (REGIGIGAS)

LUCAS:
Where’s Dawn?

BARRY:
I think she lost us (SHELLOS)

LUCAS:
No, I promise...
I just can’t let her be lost in the darkness

BARRY:
Whatszamatta? You tryin’ to get kissed? (TOGEKISS)

DAWN:
Did you miss me?

LUCAS:
Dawn!

BARRY:
Such wishful thinking!

LUCAS:
Welp, destroying is not how the world gets fixed

DAWN:
So which gens next?

ALL:
FIFTH!

LUCAS:
Those were some cool synonyms

BARRY:
I hate you